Sometimes simple things seem so complicated and vice-verse. We must keep our minds chill and try to search something to laugh at. Birth and death is bitter truth so why not to make the moments so good in between these to points. In continuation with this zeal, I am here sharing some of best hand-picked quotations to have real dose of entertainment in our life. These are general practical things, happen with us on routine basis, so lets find something positive in those daily happenings.
Sometime men surprise why women think so long but the truth is women spend more time thinking about what men are thinking than men actually spend time thinking!
Philosophy of Marriage:
At the beginning, every wife treats her hubby as GOD..
One year later...
Somehow don't know understand - why... Alphabets get reversed!!
My Dream Job is not needing one!
Please do not test my gangster...
Before going back to home, you surprise to calculate that today you just worked for 30 minutes only!
Sorry I am so late means I don't want to join!
Every sunrise gives me a chance to learn something new but it also make me forget ten other things I learnt yesterday!
Whenever I enter in my workplace, I feel so deserved of getting overtime from the first minute.
During the day, people don't believe in ghosts but at night, they become open minded about it!
The moment when a male or female comes to know that from last so many months he/she was chatting to the same gender.
Now some Pranks:
Once a man goes somewhere in his boat, suddenly storm comes but he doesn't know how to swim! So he starts praying to God, pl stop it and I will donate one thousand dollars to needy people!
And the storm stop! After five minutes, he laughs and says who needy, which donation?
And the storm starts again? I again start crying and prays to God, I was just saying where I will find those needy people and when to withdraw money for that noble cause!! Lol
When I feel so confused, and need an expert's advice, I stand in front of the mirror!
I don't find myself funny at at. I am actually very cruel and blunt and people mistaken me with joking..
The moment when you are well and in hospital and every of relative comes and asks - How this happened?
And you make the same story again and again. Oh God please!
The time when your boss comes to know that you are not capable and you don't argue, somehow agreed!
The fear of wife when you receive a missed call night and cell in near to your wife!
Please God save me.
Love to save money but when it come, it flies like anything. Lol. You will never!
Waiting for Sunday but when it come, you actually sleep all the day and feel more tired than week days!
So confused to marry with the girl you love.
Someone catches your eyes while you're staring at girl while she's walking.
AT cloth shop, finding your choice and end up buying craps. Well don't' worry, it happens with everybody!
Coming at 22:00 and finding everyone sleeping, having fear of making what excuse to your wife again!
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Never Heard Before
Here, we come again with very fresh and never heard before jokes mixed with lovely quotations. This earth is always having some great show and your life is a ticket for them. SO don't miss it. When you response in as joyful way, means that you are living in a good way. The birth of new era takes place within ourselves. Always remember the secret of doing great things is doing them with perfect focus and a little break. Doing focus is your part and making you entertain is our part. So here we move:
On the first night of marriage:
Man: Dear, Do I have permission?
Wife: Yes!
Husband: Keep his work like crazies till morning and his wife gets unwell.
Next day they go to in-laws home.
After dinner, man asks from his mother in law: Now, do I have permission?
Wife: Shouts, Dad, don;t give him permission!
Dad:from where u bring this new chair?
Son:yesterday i go to interview they said to me take your seat.so, I took the new chair. submitted by: saivamsi
In a stormy night!
Man reaches at pizza shop..
Waiter: Are you married?
Man: Of-course! It is common sense. Otherwise no mother would have sent her son to buy pizza in this kind of dangerous night!
4 crazy men were running to pick-up the train. Two out of them were catch the train. People said: well done!
They said: It is not because another two wanted to go and we were just came to see-off them!
Man: Yesterday night, one man me robbed with on knife point.
Another: But you always keep gun with you.
Man: Yes, but I hided it from get it stolen.
Village girl: What is this sent message?
Another: Oh no, IT is so simple, sent message means perfumed message!
One man gets very angry from his dog and decides to leave.
He takes his dog to very far road and leaves.
When he reaches home back, he finds the dog is at home.
He again goes and leaves the dog at very big forest but when he comes back to home, he find dog again at home.
Now this time, he decides to leave him on a very complicated place, and he was on his way to return home, he calls his wife and asks if the dogs comes back?
His wife says: yes..
He asks his wife to send the dog as I forget the way!
An angry guy was sitting in park doing nothing.
His friend comes and asks: Hey what are you doing here?
Guy: I am taking a revenge!
Friend: To whom?
Guy: From Time!
Friend:How?
Guy: Time has spoiled me, now I am spoiling the time!
Foe beautiful Eyes: Look for positive in others!
For beautiful Lips: Speaks words that makes everyone feel good!
And for Wisdom: Motivate everyone and let let them feel ignored!
Read more Funny Quotes to have lot of laughter.
On the first night of marriage:
Man: Dear, Do I have permission?
Wife: Yes!
Husband: Keep his work like crazies till morning and his wife gets unwell.
Next day they go to in-laws home.
After dinner, man asks from his mother in law: Now, do I have permission?
Wife: Shouts, Dad, don;t give him permission!
Dad:from where u bring this new chair?
Son:yesterday i go to interview they said to me take your seat.so, I took the new chair. submitted by: saivamsi
In a stormy night!
Man reaches at pizza shop..
Waiter: Are you married?
Man: Of-course! It is common sense. Otherwise no mother would have sent her son to buy pizza in this kind of dangerous night!
4 crazy men were running to pick-up the train. Two out of them were catch the train. People said: well done!
They said: It is not because another two wanted to go and we were just came to see-off them!
Man: Yesterday night, one man me robbed with on knife point.
Another: But you always keep gun with you.
Man: Yes, but I hided it from get it stolen.
Village girl: What is this sent message?
Another: Oh no, IT is so simple, sent message means perfumed message!
One man gets very angry from his dog and decides to leave.
He takes his dog to very far road and leaves.
When he reaches home back, he finds the dog is at home.
He again goes and leaves the dog at very big forest but when he comes back to home, he find dog again at home.
Now this time, he decides to leave him on a very complicated place, and he was on his way to return home, he calls his wife and asks if the dogs comes back?
His wife says: yes..
He asks his wife to send the dog as I forget the way!
An angry guy was sitting in park doing nothing.
His friend comes and asks: Hey what are you doing here?
Guy: I am taking a revenge!
Friend: To whom?
Guy: From Time!
Friend:How?
Guy: Time has spoiled me, now I am spoiling the time!
Foe beautiful Eyes: Look for positive in others!
For beautiful Lips: Speaks words that makes everyone feel good!
And for Wisdom: Motivate everyone and let let them feel ignored!
Read more Funny Quotes to have lot of laughter.
Live Today
Year ends, new year starts! Some are happy, some are sad while others are looking forward to make more great life ahead. Time flies very fast but you can use it best by living 'TODAY'. It is the best day because present matters a lot in our lives. We do lots of hard work to make our future bright and strong but we forget to enjoy our daily hours. There is always something in everything you can enjoy. So re-look your mission statements and do necessary amendments. It is not your birthday when you should feel special, instead try to make every day, every hour special. Change your routine life and add something creative. Seriousness doesn't always bring good results, but sometimes being funny works.
There are some really good things everyone can try, and those are:
1. Be gentle and put your views in soft way.
2. Family comes first, after all you do big efforts to make their lives easy.
3. Love is essential part of life so never forget to value it.
4. Give importance to discipline and understand the importance of time.
5. Appraise people for their good things.
6. Accept the people the way they are.
7. Never lose confidence, you are unique and best.
8. Keep faith in God and done' be restless.
9. Never compromise with honesty ad integrity.
10. Don't be harsh and rude, in anger, try to leave that place.
11. Without having a laugh, your day is wasted. Remember that!
Apply these simple but very important habits in your life and be an idol for everybody.
Here are some users submitted jokes to make you giggle:
what do you call a deer with no eyes?
A no idear! What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idear!
submitted by: Anna
There are some really good things everyone can try, and those are:
1. Be gentle and put your views in soft way.
2. Family comes first, after all you do big efforts to make their lives easy.
3. Love is essential part of life so never forget to value it.
4. Give importance to discipline and understand the importance of time.
5. Appraise people for their good things.
6. Accept the people the way they are.
7. Never lose confidence, you are unique and best.
8. Keep faith in God and done' be restless.
9. Never compromise with honesty ad integrity.
10. Don't be harsh and rude, in anger, try to leave that place.
11. Without having a laugh, your day is wasted. Remember that!
Apply these simple but very important habits in your life and be an idol for everybody.
Here are some users submitted jokes to make you giggle:
what do you call a deer with no eyes?
A no idear! What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idear!
submitted by: Anna