Funny Quotes on/for Bikes

'Guys and girls are crazy and passionate about bikes. They love to go for a speedy ride. So here are some cool funny quotes to be written on bikes or on riding to show your attitude, style and feelings.'

Yeah, it's my Grand pa's Road! Got problem?

I do not snore. I just dream - I am a Motorcycle!

Keep honking. I’m reloading.

I love to go out ride her hard get her Dirty and then bring her home to a nice Bubble bath out in my yard.

Even don cant catch me'

Free rides for beautiful gals!!

"I'd rather be riding my motorcycle thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about my motorcycle."

Hell on wheels...

Beside me or behind me... Real women don't ride bitch.

I need men for some things, riding a motorcycle is not one of them' :)

if you are bad... I am your dad...

Save a horse, ride a Harley!

I'm a Harley bitch, just not yours.

If i ride the bike heads will turn, roads will burn

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

At my age, it's the best way to get major thrusts pumping between my thighs"

I am not a playboy but i know how to play...

Twist me.

Some people came to me to say that my Dog bite people on Bike!
I wondered because my Dog has no BIKE!

If you can read this, I left him at home.

Girls + Bike = Freedom

If you're gonna ride my ass, might as well pull my hair!

Knees to the breeze and do as you please.

Deal with it...girls ride too!

I hate all the Girls but you..

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