MIxed Fun

Its lone time when we lastly laughed together.. No probs.. You need not to recall as here is again some magical fun with fixed stuff. This season ultimate random things to have your full laughter. We always insist on live your present and for this we have set the goal of bringing most funniest things to you i.e. mixed fun, So lets get, set and go.....


A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one wish. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof - the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise. Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted. He said; "I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me." So the the fairy picked up her wand and poof - the husband was ninety now.

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Wife: After fight.. Tell me those 3 magical words..
Husband: Mistake was mine..

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“I missed my wife, so I put the car in reverse and hit her again”- Robert Lodge

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"Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness."
- Ellie Katz

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One very handsome hunk goes in class room.. Girls go crazy and exited..
He said something and girls fainted..
You know what he said..
Sister, please move aside, I need to clean the room..
Ohh, this unemployment..

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Couple traveling by car, not talking after a big argument...

Passing farm of goats, mules, dogs and pigs.

Husband shouted sarcastically: "Relative of yours?"

Wife replied: "Yeah, in-laws"

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I have nothing to declare except my genius.
- Oscar Wilde

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Whats the hardest bow to tie?
A rainbow.

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A man on vacation in Spain goes into a restaurant and immediately encounters a delicious aroma. He figures out it's coming from a dish being served to a man near him and so he calls the waiter and asks, "What is that man over there eating? It smells great!"
The waiter says, "Those are the bull testicles from the bullfight this morning, Senor."
The man is a little taken aback at this, but orders them nevertheless, and sure enough, they're delicious.
He comes back the next day and orders the same thing. He finds it as good as before, but is a little disappointed by the skimpy size of the dish. So he calls the waiter over again and complains, "it was still good, but you didn't give me very much!"
The waiter replies, "Si, Senor, sometimes the bull wins."

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A very small guy storms into a police station and shouts "someone just picked my pocket!!"

one cop turns to another and mutters, "how could anyone stoop so low?"

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Men are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

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"You’re so beautiful that if you entered an ugly competition they'd say sorry no professionals."

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I heard your girlfriend's fetching. Mind if I throw her a Frisbee?

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Men are like Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped.