Situational Jokes

Here for you some of the situations jokes to thrill you with laughter

There is one snake in this world which increases 0.5 cm per second.
And if it touches to its body, it dies..
It is most poisonous snake in this world.
It can only be found in Nokia mobile games only.

In marriage, compromise is from both front.
Girls sacrifices her parents,her home & siblings
Boy leaves the hope of silence, freedom and good days.

Who says no one cares from you.
Try once on the head light of your vehicle in Day light, hundred of people will care.

Wife comes out after having a shower
Husband: Look at him
Wife: Darling, what is the target?
Husband: Shut up, you used my hot water?

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