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Wise Moving on Quotes for Good Life

Searching for moving on quotes, here you landed up on perfect destination. So you are in love with somebody but could not get her/him into your life! I can understand how painful it is because I have gone through this pain. You want to be with her/him, imagine lot of things, your love overflows, but still things are messed up.

Why don't you move on? Yes, it is tough

BUT

* if once you made your mind to do so, life will much easier.

* You can be able to be more relax.

* Once you stop thinking about them, you can come on right track of life.

* You will find high level of energy which you used to waste on crying, repenting and arguing!

* You can have a sound sleep.

* You can focus on your career and contribute on making the world a better place to live.

We will go deep into this and let you know how to achieve this but fist we will share famous quotes on moving on:

1.) Moving on, is a simple thing, what it leaves behind is hard. - Dave Mustaine

2.) Forgiveness and letting go are steps on our road back to happiness. - Tina Dayton

3.) If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it. - Anonymous

4.) Never be sad for what is over, just be glad that it was once yours. - Anonymous

5.) Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option. - Anonymous

6.) Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

7.) Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience. - Victoria Holt

8.) Never live for yesterday. - Anonymous

9.) Don’t let the past steal your present. - Cherralea Morgen

10.) It's not your job to like me - it's mine. - Byron Katie

11.) Quietly forgiving and moving on is a gift to yourself. - Chas Yousey

12.) By forgiving and choosing to move on, one takes the power back to morph it into positive energy. - Anonymous

The above quotes must have inspired you that leaving the past behind is good for your health. It takes lot of will power and wisdom but once you try, you can do it.

For first few days, you will fell like going back, crying and so but before doing anything foolish, just relax and think what had happened in past. Will this help in making the things better? Take a breath and speak to yourself. Don't create fake hopes. Be practical. It is your life, you are the boss and you will decide who has to be in and who has to move out.

We will add up more into this in due course. Please write your reactions/comment on it. Bless you all.

Situational Jokes

Here for you some of the situations jokes to thrill you with laughter


There is one snake in this world which increases 0.5 cm per second.
And if it touches to its body, it dies..
It is most poisonous snake in this world.
It can only be found in Nokia mobile games only.
LOL

In marriage, compromise is from both front.
Girls sacrifices her parents,her home & siblings
Boy leaves the hope of silence, freedom and good days.

Who says no one cares from you.
Try once on the head light of your vehicle in Day light, hundred of people will care.

Wife comes out after having a shower
Husband: Look at him
Wife: Darling, what is the target?
Husband: Shut up, you used my hot water?


Quotes by Vin Diesel

Vin diesel is a multi-talented personality. He is heart beat of millions fans. He has got 95 million likes on fb. Vin is good Actor, perfect director, screenwriter as well as producer. His DOB is 19 July 1967 and he made his debut in his very young age of 7. He has crated lot of milestones.

Here we are honored to share the ultimate quotes by Vin Diesel.


I have dangerous bones in my body.


A day with my kids is the best day.


I am definitely a person of color.


I shaved my head about 15 years ago and the first time I shaved it, I started running my hand through my hair and it was very therapeutic.


It would be flattering to call it a modern Dirty Harry, but I think this film deals more with the loss of his wife than the traditional revenge vigilante films.


With age, you get to a place where you don't want to knock people out. You just want to give people a hug.


You know when something feels so good but you're afraid to feel good about it? So you kinda hold back? Everyone says, Congratulations, you must be so happy. And you say something stupid like, I'm just doing what little I can with what little I have.


The idea of exploring character relations and their development over a decade has to be appealing for any actor who cherishes his craft.


We all deal with being unfairly judged.


I grew up with all kinds of people.


I look formidable.


I always have issues with trust. I'm a New Yorker... Really, I think trust is something that comes from the gut. And I think you have to - it's probably the worst advice to give people - but I think you gotta trust people from your gut.


I don't think a lot of actors talk about it, but there's usually a process where you essentially purge yourself of the character that you played prior to the movie. That's the first thing. You want to do it.


I grew up in an artists' community in New York, in a building that was government-subsidised for artists. No one made any money, but they made art for the sake of art.


I was walking around with the babies so much that when I got to the Sidney Lumet picture, I would be on set in between takes and I'd be rocking back and forth. Just standing like this rocking back and forth, and Sidney would say, Why are you walking like that in between takes?


It's insecurity that is always chasing you and standing in the way of your dreams.


It wasn't until I went to college and I got my first motorcycle that I understood the thrill of speed.


The video game culture was an important thing to keep alive in the film because we're in a new era right now. The idea that kids can play video games like Grand Theft Auto or any video game is amazing. The video games are one step before a whole other virtual universe.


You live these three months in this reality, in this dark reality. You don't want to do those films every year because they're taxing. I started smoking a lot of cigarettes.


I'm not really afraid of the dark, except if I'm walking. The thing that scares me the most is the possibility of walking into a wall and busting my lip.


I always have issues with trust.


My mom used to say that I became a fighter and a scrapper and a tough guy to protect who I am at my core.


You break her heart, I'll break your neck.


My gut feeling about sequels is that they should be premeditated: You should try to write a trilogy first or at least sketch out a trilogy if you have any faith in your film.


If you take my performance or my understanding of the role and my appreciation for story and then dress it in CGI, that I guess becomes an action film.


It's like you have a child and you think, 'Everything that I've done up until this point is insignificant in comparison to being a father.' It's a beautiful, beautiful thing.


If you're the type of person who has to fulfill your dreams, you've gotta be resourceful to make sure you can do it. I came out to California when I was 21, thinking my New York credentials would take me all the way. I came back home a year later all dejected and a failure.


If you had asked me back in grade school what I wanted to be when I grew up, I would have said my first choice was an actor, but if I couldn't be that, I'd want to be a superhero.


When I got on the set of 'Saving Private Ryan,' I discovered, to my amazement, that Steven Spielberg is a gamer.


I do practice martial arts, more as a recreational thing, but a lot of my friends have been heavyweight champions the in mixed martial arts world.


Deal-making goes on with any job.


Women are sacred.


I talk too much.


I've turned down twenty something million dollars for movies.


It would be flattering to call it a modern Dirty Harry, but I think this film deals more with the loss of his wife than the traditional revenge vigilante films.


The whole year I was in LA I got into telemarketing and learned how to make money. Five years later that skill helped me make my first film.


If it's an amazing role, I'll do anything.


I could care less about being an action actor like Stallone or Schwarzenegger.


I grew up the son of an acting teacher, so I was kind of introduced to all of these various methods early... I've never been really good at articulating how, what that process is in the way that Stanislavsky could.


I shaved my head about 15 years ago and the first time I shaved it, I started running my hand through my hair and it was very therapeutic.


You get a timeless cool card in New York.


I've directed independent film.


If you think about my filmography, I have never done a movie that a kid could go see, except for 'Iron Giant,' and I'm not even on the screen.


My mother gave me this book called Feature Films at Used Car Prices by a guy named Rick Schmidt. I gotta credit the guy, cuz he gave me the most practical advice. It empowers you.


Obviously, for me, story is first and foremost, even in the face of the attractive idea of having all the cast there, or having a great piece of talent come to it.


Career diversification ain't a bad thing.


I've worked out for years. For a long time, it was my only sense of gratification.


When your co-stars are 9-month-old babies, you fall in love. You start thinking, When am I going to have my own?


When I first did 'The Fast and the Furious', I didn't want there to be a sequel on the first one. I thought, 'Why would you rush to do a sequel - just because your first film is successful?'


I am truly multi-racial. I never knew my biological father. I've always had less information than I would have liked to have had. All I know from my mother is that I have connections to many different cultures.


The second I walk onto the set and I know that there's a camera and I know that there's a David Twohy behind that camera, there is zero pressure. There is just me jumping into a pool called 'Riddick.' It's the most free I am. It's like channeling something.


I was the oldest of the children in my family. I had to do a lot of diaper-changing and lunch-making. I was taking my little sister to ballet, picking up my brother, sort of being a super-nanny.


It was interesting to do a completely fictional piece. You know, Saving Private Ryan was not a fictional piece! So the challenge was: How do you incorporate real emotions? How do you incorporate aspects that people are going to be able to identify with?


It's hard for me to talk about Dom right now because I am Dom right now. So it's a really strange exercise to try to reflect on something that I am at the moment. But I guarantee you that when I'm done with the movie and you ask me that question, I'll be able to give you something insightful.


The thing I'm scared of most is not fulfilling my work. There's so much anxiety around trying to get a movie made that you don't really get to be afraid of anything else.


When you go to the movies with your whole family, it's a different experience. For some reason, it's something that you're all doing together and you take away something special in that.


I was raised in New York City and raised in the New York City theater world. My father was a theater director and an acting teacher, and it was not uncommon for me to have long discussions about the method and what the various different processes were to finding a character and exploring character and realizing that character.


The reality is that I always envisioned the 'Riddick' franchise as a continuing mythology, so I always imagined that there would be many other films to follow.


I am flattered that they think that many people would enjoy my work. I don't approach any genre a different way than I may approach another one. I treat every role I do like a role worthy of applying whatever kind of tactic, process and talent I have.


I don't think a lot of actors talk about it, but there's usually a process where you essentially purge yourself of the character that you played prior to the movie.


The thing that stood out above and beyond all the experiences was this relationship with the nine-month-old baby. On weekends, I'd be thinking about going back to set on Monday just to see the baby.


The films that I do are deep, introspective, brooding roles that you're in this heavy headspace all the time.

Every actor has their own process. For me, I really need to stay in the pocket. So, if I'm on set and I'm in character, I'm not thinking like a producer. If I'm on set and I'm not in character, wardrobe and make-up, and I'm just coming on set for the moments that I'm not shooting, then I'm able to be the producer.


None of the actor methods ever discussed what it would be like to play a character on film for over a decade, and what it must be like to return to a character and imagine the time off-screen, which is interesting. There's something as an actor that I enjoy about evolving characters.


What was bizarre, when I was younger, I never watched TV. I would rather watch a movie 100 times than to watch a TV show, just to find another nuance. I can't tell you how many times I've watched 'On the Waterfront', just to find a flaw so that I can learn and try to improve my thing.


I drive a Yukon Flex Fuel, and there's baby seats in the back.


I think a few pictures at a time.


I approach 'Fast & Furious 6' the same way I would approach a Sidney Lumet film. Getting into character's getting into character.

About Quotes, Their Value & Impact on our Life

With world's more than 7.3 billion population, millions of people find the quotes as the motivational source of their day to day life. They start the day with positive sayings to boost up their mind power, they take a break with funny quotes to energize their muscles and they find peace in the words of wisdom.

The words said by brilliant people with their practical experience of life are known as quotations and sayings. Every expert has given contribution in different area according to their expertise in particular field. Some were good philosophers, and some were great businessmen, some were teacher, and others were great leader. Some are still live and some are no more. So now one needs to worry as they will find the good words in their area of interest or lack.

Internet is making the world a very small place where you can extract any information, anytime, anywhere. It never sleeps. We have treasury of wonderful quotes and we must use them to sharpen up skills, to bring ourselves on the right track and to make us clear how to live meaningful life. You can read read quotes on unlimited subjects i.e. love, life, funny, inspirational, short, discipline, attitude, will power, passion, success, journey, health, food, entertainment, dreams, birthday, anniversary, happiness, smile, money etc.

Some of the instant benefits of reading these glorious quotes are:

1. You come to know how well you misunderstood life.
2. Thinking grows and mind starts working on weakest part.
3. You actually come to know the power of positive thinking.
4. You become more wiser and understand how to take calculated risk in life.
5. Things become more clear.
6. As failure brings one step more near to your target, you never stop trying.
7. You start believing in beauty of your dreams.
8. Love doing small things with great love, and it is the key to success.
9. Dare.. This word takes good place in your dictionary.
10. Vision origins and you work hard to make it real.

For every situation, there is one and you can pick it whenever you need it. You understand how to make your dream true. All big people did not get the success in one night. They worked day and night, they failed many times but they never quit. They kept on working while ignoring the harsh comments of people. They were dead sure that one day, sun will rise like they dream it.

So will power, patience and believe in their own selves, can really create the miracle. So before quitting, give one more best try.

What Your Birthday Says About You - Month Wise with Sun Signs

Your birth time, date, month, year and place place - all say a lot of about your personality. By their help, it can predicted that what that person is going to do in future, what will his/her qualities, USP's will be. On what subjects he/she will be strong or weak. What things to be taken care etc.


So here you go Mr. Visitor to know what qualities birthday date, month tells about you or about your known:

January: Your sun sign is Capricorn in your birth is between 22nd December to 20th January and you are Aquarius if fall on 20th Jan to Feb 18th.
Jan born babies are creative, enthusiastic, reserve. Your sun-sign is Aquarius if you are born between 20th Jan to 18th Feb and you are Capricorn if it is between 22Dec to 20th Jan. You like to criticize. You stay calm unless you have any tension or something makes you excite.

February:
Either Aquarius (20th Jan to Feb 18th) Or Pisces (18th Feb to 20th March)
Sharp mind, Intelligent, Clever, Practical, easily anger, hyper but sensitive, stubborn, daring, true friend, love romance, good control on yourself, cute, hard working, loyal

March:
Pisces (18th Feb to 20th March) or Aries (20th March to 20th April)
Pleasant personality, cool, stylish, kind some of your traits. But you are moody, hasty, shy and often hide hide your feelings. Anger easily but calm down fast. Worth trusty and honest.

April: Aries (20th March to 20th April) or Taurus 20th April to 21st May)
Love to help others. You trust people easily and many times don't say what you actually want to say. Always wait for perfect time. Full of dream but little lazy to apply thought into actions. Excited, romantic, flirty and love to travel the world. Your partner is lucky to have such a romantic person. You love different things and try to do it the way never before.

May: You are Taurus if your DOB comes between 20th April to 21st May otherwise Gemini if you are born between 21st May to 21st June.
Here is the person who has unbelievable will power, self motivated, strong, sharp, impress others and lovely thoughts. Your mind is amazing. You are beautiful from in and out. You love speed, and you are art lover.


June: Gemini if you are born between 21st May to 21st June or Cancer if come in 20th June to 21st July.
A person with vision, love perfection, good sense of humor and fun loving. You create any atmosphere great and love dancing. You can be a good star. You are very emotional, people hurt you.


July:
Talkative, daydreamer, good debating skill. Friendly, fashion lover. Tech friendly.

August: Leo July 22nd to August 23rd or Virgo August 23rd to September 23rd.
Good leader, active, fearless, firm, sharp, jealous. Yo have talent but do not take it easily.

September: Virgo August 23rd to September 23rd or Libra September 23rd to October 23rd.
You have good present of mind. You find points to criticize people. Sporty, clever, but not happy in less. Fighter, never compromise.

October: Libra September 23rd to October 23rd or Scorpio October 22nd to November 22nd.
Chatter box! Aha. You never care for what others think. You like to talk about yourself, you really proud of you. You can create good relation with anybody. Communication skill is your plus point. You can keep secret. Hard working, lovely friend, center point of marriage and parties, keep on laughing. People love you and love to be with you. You are emotional, decisive, strong clairvoyance. Intelligent and sweet!

November: Scorpio for October 22nd to November 22ndth or Sagittarius for November 22nd to December 22nd.
Full of thoughts and ideas. You are futuristic, amiable, believe in action, angry but playful. Romantic, honest, capable, strong and thanks giver. You judge the people very well, caring, has got good sixth sense. You love cooking. Traveling is one of your hobby!

December: Sun sign - Sagittarius (November 22nd to December 22nd) or Capricorn (December 22nd to January 20th)
Sport lover, health conscious, logical, short tempered and hasty. You love to grab people attention. Appraise!


Now Further make more celebrations and continue having fun with Happy Birthday Funny.

How to be Success - Quotes are the way

Success is not slave of anybody. The quotes and sayings can be our great/best source of finding the way and learning the mantra of how to touch great milestones. We can also live our dream life but it mainly depends how much are we ready to fight/struggle for it. So are you agree on taking the stand?

Here, we share the summary of quotations to be most successful person in life:

1.} Anyone can touch the height provided he/she has willing to do anything for it. Anything means the legal but tough tasks.

2.) People often ask how to be successful! The answer is very simple and available within your good self. Ask yourself.

3.) Find out things make you happy than think how can you turn it into profession!

4.) Think out of the box. Keep doing experiments.

5.) Do every little job with care and do not let anything make you confused.

6.) Love people around you, appreciate for their good work.

7.) Be a good team player. Let the people do their best for you. Take care of human being.

8.) Never say good bye to smile. Smile is what made for you. It gives you energy, boosts your skills and enables you to fight with stress.

9.) Bring discipline into your daily life. Adopt good habits, try to be punctual and wear the good stuff.

10.) Do not trust easily and be practical.

11.) Take maximum work from your mind. Things never work themselves. You have to apply your thoughts.

12.) Spread love, speak politely and be a support.

13.) Enthusiasm is very very important to achieve anything.

You can also follow some of our chosen best quotes to understand what we explained above:

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. - Albert Einstein

Don't look where you fall, but where you slipped. African Proverb

You can do anything if you have enthusiasm. - Henry Ford

You must have long term goals to keep you from being frustrated short term failures. - Charles C. Noble

Ones best success comes after their greatest disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

There is no one giant step that does it. It’s a lot of little steps. - Peter A. Cohen

Opportunity is looking beyond the surface of a situation and seeing what others do not see. - Anonymous

Improvement begins with I. - Arnold Glasow

You are what you think about all day long." - Dr. Robert Schuller

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

We are sure that now are more wiser and understandable than you were before reading this post. We are very thankful to you for your kind interest nad valuable time. Do share and keep coming back. Take care!

Motivational Life Quotes about how to be Successful

Focus, taking care, thinking deep, alert, read carefully, keep your mind wherever you are are some of the word we keep listening from our elder, parents, teachers and bosses. We listen them so many times that we ignore them and start doing the things in casual way and we get lot of frustration and failure, we think that where we were wrong!

My dear friend, please start considering your elders words again. The secret of success lies in taking good care of small/little things. You should take care and do not let them create big trouble for you. This is the mantra of success. Our life becomes so easy and workable if always be alert.

You must have seen lot of millionaires, enjoying the luxurious life but you never try to find out how they did it. How they made their fortune and how they started! There is always lot of hard work, pain and passion behind it. They worked so well and smart that they stood alone from crowd. Their will power and belief in their own selves made them famous.

Discipline, enthusiasm, patience and vision are four pillar of making milestones. Nothing is impossible, you know, people are flying nowadays. Your thinking and efforts to chase your dreams make everything possible. Do not think too much because this makes you weak and puts you in lot of doubts. Take calculative risk and move on right track.

There is one life and you live it right, it is more than enough. You can enjoy life, spread love, humanity and positive vibes wherever you go. Plenty of opportunities are there, you just need of grab as per your interest and work on it. Do every little work with full attention and presence of mind. Your signature of perfection will make you alive forever.

Several quotations can help you in making yourself aware. Internet is open for anybody. Informations are flowing like anything and you can increase your knowledge anytime at any age. God has created you so unique with extraordinary qualities so just understand yourself and keep on working.

This is how you can make your life memorable and worthy. Enjoy, laugh as much as possible, share knowledge, ask questions, smile, find your passion, make friends and never regret.

Here we share some of most beautiful quotes to open your eyes:

"Put your future in good hands - your own." - Author Unknown

"Where there is will, there is a way."

"When things get tough, tough gets going."

"To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe." - Anatole France

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new." - Albert Einstein

“Never, never, never, never give up.” - Winston Churchill

"God brings men into deep waters, not to drown them, but to cleanse them." - John Aughey

“Wherever you go, go with all your heart.” - Confucius

“Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.” - Albert Einstein

“He is able who thinks he is able.” - Buddha

“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.” - Winston Churchill

"Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." -- Gandhiji


We will be more than happy if you leave your comments. reactions, feedback or any quote you would life to add here.

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Inspirational Quotes to make Life a Series of Achievements

Life is mixture of lot of things, sometimes, it gives you very shocking news and many times, it surprises you with lovely moments. It never stays similar. Time keep running so things are. Many people have such a leadership in their thoughts and actions that their words are enough to make anyone working. Their quotes and proverbs can be source of great inspiration and enable anyone to come on right track. The power of mind is unlimited and quotations can open the mind to move into right way and they gives us wisdom. So here, we again, bringing the best inspirational/motivational quotes with explanation for everyone to enlighten the life with rays of hopes and move on with right determination and will power. The Words of Encouragement are great help for human beings.

“You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water.” - Rabindranath Tagore
What a great thought! Many people dream for prosperity and having big success in life but they never do any action in this regard. They never take any risk and play so safe. They just keep talking about big people, thinking that they are so fortunate but never analyze that how much they struggled for it. As mentioned in above quote, you can never go the other side of sea until you dare to do some effort to do it. Actions are most important thing to achieve anything great in life.

“Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?” - Bob Marley
You can lie to anybody but not to yourself. People often awake when they are about to complete the journey. They never want to ask themselves that are they living in perfect way. Are they are doing what they are capable of! No. They keep on doing small and unfruitful works and try to fool themselves. So please... Open you eyes on right time and start working to make the world a better place to live in. You can achieve the name and fame you deserve. Come on!

“Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity.” - Bo Bennett
Until unless you are not excited enough to do anything, you can not have the positive results. The enthusiasm is very necessary to make sure that you succeed. It gives your action a power, a positive energy to move up from any obstacle.

"Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game."
Fear - the big enemy of our. We really capable of doing anything in life but the fear keeps us dragging back. So we should overcome it and play our game giving our 100 percent. You win or loose, but you never get any feeling of regret.

“Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it” - Charles R. Swindoll
So true! Your reaction to any situation decides what will happen to you next. If you react in right way, you can reach to the stars. You are only liable for the things happen with you. So make your attitude and reactions so strong and worthy that your journey becomes the landmark for everybody.

"To be prepared is half the victory"
This is very small but meaningful saying. When you do lot of practice and preparation for the task, you are half done. It gives you lot of confidence and positive energy. So whenever you are going to do something, better to do advance preparation for it, solve all the queries you are going to face. You win or lose, you really get a lesson and next time your victory will be for sure.

MIxed Fun

Its lone time when we lastly laughed together.. No probs.. You need not to recall as here is again some magical fun with fixed stuff. This season ultimate random things to have your full laughter. We always insist on live your present and for this we have set the goal of bringing most funniest things to you i.e. mixed fun, So lets get, set and go.....


A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one wish. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof - the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise. Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted. He said; "I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me." So the the fairy picked up her wand and poof - the husband was ninety now.

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Wife: After fight.. Tell me those 3 magical words..
Husband: Mistake was mine..

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“I missed my wife, so I put the car in reverse and hit her again”- Robert Lodge

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"Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness."
- Ellie Katz

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One very handsome hunk goes in class room.. Girls go crazy and exited..
He said something and girls fainted..
You know what he said..
Sister, please move aside, I need to clean the room..
Ohh, this unemployment..

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Couple traveling by car, not talking after a big argument...

Passing farm of goats, mules, dogs and pigs.

Husband shouted sarcastically: "Relative of yours?"

Wife replied: "Yeah, in-laws"

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I have nothing to declare except my genius.
- Oscar Wilde

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Whats the hardest bow to tie?
A rainbow.

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A man on vacation in Spain goes into a restaurant and immediately encounters a delicious aroma. He figures out it's coming from a dish being served to a man near him and so he calls the waiter and asks, "What is that man over there eating? It smells great!"
The waiter says, "Those are the bull testicles from the bullfight this morning, Senor."
The man is a little taken aback at this, but orders them nevertheless, and sure enough, they're delicious.
He comes back the next day and orders the same thing. He finds it as good as before, but is a little disappointed by the skimpy size of the dish. So he calls the waiter over again and complains, "it was still good, but you didn't give me very much!"
The waiter replies, "Si, Senor, sometimes the bull wins."

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A very small guy storms into a police station and shouts "someone just picked my pocket!!"

one cop turns to another and mutters, "how could anyone stoop so low?"

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Men are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

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"You’re so beautiful that if you entered an ugly competition they'd say sorry no professionals."

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I heard your girlfriend's fetching. Mind if I throw her a Frisbee?

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Men are like Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped.