45+ Funny Family Quotes

'We have blood relation with our family and the God has chosen these people for us. Family is the most comfortable, valuable and lovely place for every human being. The family members always support us, care for us and love us for what we are so here are awesome funny family Quotes to have fun with family members and also make you realize it's importance.'

A family with an old person has a living treasure of gold.
- Chinese Proverb
The oldest person is very important member of any family. He keep all members together and works like a chain. He has practical experience of life and suggests us what is good or bad for us. We must take good care and spare some time for them.

Without a family, man, alone in the world, trembles with the cold.
- Andre Maurois
You can go any corner of the world, but the happiness you feel at home, can not be felt even in heaven. Without them, you're alone in crowd. No one can give you that concern, so value it.

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them.
~ Desmond Tutu
God knows what is good or bad for you. So he gifts you a sweet family and they love you so much. Their love is unconditional. We should thank God for his kindness.

Having a place to go - is a home. Having someone to love - is a family. Having both - is a blessing.
- Donna Hedges
Here author Donna tells what is most important in life. Our home is the loveliest place on the earth. So if you want to love someone, love your parents, siblings and grandparents. That person is most luckiest person who have them. Ask to them who don;t have all this.

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no aw, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path.
- Agatha Christie
God can not physically present everywhere so he has blessed us with Mother. She is the person who has gone through numerous pains, troubles and sacrifices to give us birth on this earth. She stands by us like a rock to save us from any trouble. We can not repay her favors.

It is my pleasure that my children are free and happy, and unrestrained by parental tyranny. Love is the chain whereby to bind a child to its parents.
- Abraham Lincoln
Love is great force. This quote tells that true love is not keeping that person always in front of your eyes. It teaches us to free them. Wherever they go, true love connects without any medium.

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best.
- Bob Talbert

Honor your father and mother, even as you honor God, for all three were partners in your creation.
- Zohar

The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof.
- Richard Bach, Illusions

Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts.
- Author Unknown

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.
- Barbara Bush

The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.
- Thomas Jefferson

If the family were a fruit, it would be an orange, a circle of sections, held together but separable - each segment distinct.
- Letty Cottin Pogrebin