Funny Questions

'Some people seem good but when they open their mouth, it kills. Their questions are so irritating that they feel so much annoyed. So we are collecting those Funny questions just to give you more reason to laugh on!'

funny questions

Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A. It let out a little wine!

When we say our mind wanders - where does it go?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

Q. What did the water say to the boat?
A. Nothing, it just waved.

If cats and dog didn't have fur would we still pet them?

Do stupid people know they're stupid or should I tell them?

How much milk is there in the Milky Way?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Do mailmen deliver there own mail?

How can there be self-help "groups"?

Who killed the Dead Sea?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

How did a fool and his money get together?

-If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

What do they call coffee breaks at Tea Company?

Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

Q; What washes up on small beaches
A: Microwaves

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

Do fish get thirsty?

If a tree falls in the forest, does the earth scream out in pain?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

If flowers don't talk back to you, are they mums?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Some More-

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.

Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A. Milk and quackers!

Q: What is a baby's motto?
A: If at first you don't succeed cry, cry again

Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: A very nervous postman.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Problem, He sleeps at night.

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.