My favorite line: "I'll do it later.
I look at some of my friends and think: why the hell do I love this retard?
I really confused to differentiate between being hungry and being bored.
My depression increases by 100% when I walk into Office.
Magician: See, Now I will cut this girl in half.
Some shouts: Why turn one problem into two?
That surprising moment when you smack the remote and it works again.
I always advise people never to give advice.
That one minute party kids have when the teacher leaves the room.
Life a big question that even Google can't answer.
Best friends - We are the siblings from different parents.
Girls are like police. Even when they get a hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you.
Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying this?
The awkward moment when you realize you have a lot in common with the person you hate.
3 horrible things in life: 1) Seeing your mom cry. 2) Seeing the love of your life fall in love with somebody else. and last but not least - Slow Internet.
I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday, yet Friday is so damn close to Monday.
Friends: "Your parents are so chill!
Me: "Lol it's cause you're here
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