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Hilarious Travel Quotes and Sayings

People love traveling. It gives amazing experience of life and broaden your view. But humorists have not left this subject from being punched. So here are hilarious travel quotes to enjoy.

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Traveling is seeing; it is the implicit that we travel by.
- Cynthia Ozick

Certainly, travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on,
deep and permanent, in the ideas of living.
- Miriam Beard

I've always enjoyed traveling and having experience with different cultures and different people. But it's also a wonderful thing to be able to benefit and enable research, not only in our country but around the world.
- Laurel Clark

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
- Unknown

Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.
– George Carlin

Travel is fatal to bigotry, prejudice, and narrow-mindedness.
- Mark Twain

It is better to travel well than to arrive.
- The Buddha

I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

In both business and personal life, I've always found that travel inspires me more than anything else I do. Evidence of the languages, cultures, scenery,
food, and design sensibilities that I discover all over the world can be found in every piece of my jewelry.
- Ivanka Trump

A wise traveler never despises his own country.
- William Hazlitt

I get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down airport concourses carrying bags.
- Guy Clark

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.
– Russell Baker

The traveler was active; he went strenuously in search of people, of adventure, of experience. The tourist is passive; he expects interesting things to happen to him.
He goes "sight-seeing."
- Daniel J. Boorstin

If you are going through hell, keep going.
– Winston Churchill

No matter where I've been overseas, the food stinks, except in Italy.
- Carmen Electra

The attention of a traveller, should be particularly turned, in the first place, to the various works of Nature, to mark the distinctions of the climates he may explore,
and to offer such useful observations on the different productions as may occur.
- William Bartram

The more one does and sees and feels, the more one is able to do, and the more genuine may be one's appreciation of fundamental things like home, and love, and understanding companionship.
- Amelia Earhart

Travel, instead of broadening the mind, often merely lengthens the conversation.
- Elizabeth Drew

"Tourists -- have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking."
- David Letterman