Old and Wise

To be old and wise, you first must be young and stupid.

Teacher: You failed your exam.
Kid: You too failed to teach me.

I don't hate you, it's just, if you were on fire... I would roast marshmallows.

Elders say: Alcohol is your enemy.
Jesus says: Love your enemy.
Case closed.

I didn't fall, I was testing gravity.. It still works.

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