Facetious Neighbors Sayings

'The facetious quotations about Neighbors to give you another chance of making fun of them.'


A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.
- Arthur Baer

Serivce may vary according to my mood and your attitude.

Love thy neighbour - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
- Mae West

Hate your next-door neighbor, but don't forget to say grace.
- Barry McGuire

If you think your bundle of dirty clothes too heavy, try picking up your neighbor's.

The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
- Gilbert K Chesterton

Sweep first before your own door, before you sweep the doorsteps of your neighbors
- Swedish Proverb

There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbours will say.
- Cyril Connolly

We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbor.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

I'd worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood.
- Billy Wilder

If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them.
- Pietro Aretino

The dearest things in the world are our neighbor's eyes; they cost everybody more than anything else in housekeeping.
- Sydney Smith

Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.
- Franklin P. Jones

Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor's motorized garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one.
- Dave Barry

Your next-door neighbor is not a man; he is an environment. He is the barking of a dog; he is the noise of a piano; he is a dispute about a party wall; he is drains that are worse than yours, or roses that are better than yours.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

A bad neighbor is a misfortune, as much as a good one is a great blessing.
- Hesiod