All Hilarious Funny Quotes

'Now it is your turn to enjoy while reading, watching and sharing these funny hilarious quotes and images because humor is real life. Things never happen itself, so humor! You have to make effort to make people laugh. Amusement, fun and comedy are great tool to win their hearts. You can use them to get success in every affair of your life. You can be more lovable and well-known person. So never hesitate and live life in a wonderful way. Your efforts can make their day so happy and delightful. It costs nothing. Wish you good luck.'

Squeeze lemons them in people's eyes	Apple: I don't like this Game
Withour sense of humor..
Stay up and Fight
Not the time to find your friends	In Response to your request for Bigger cabin
Trying to lose Weight	Best Place for Haircut	Then things get worse
'People ask the secret of our long marriage	Sometimes Your Face	Are you Coming?
Today's Gen	One Friend with Funny Laugh	Never Argue with Fool
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.	I would rather cuddle than to have..	He took me from a bar.
Anger makes your mouth work faster than your mind	No comment is a comment	They know how crazy you are
Karma is when you throw a banana	I am Delicious	Just for moment
I drink to..	My care My bike	Water proof tablet
I am not lazy	Everyday I promise..Lol	Follow each others
Closing eye for a second	When life gives	It's funny how after an argument
Doing nothing	At first if you don't succeed	I go halfway to meet
If mom says 'NO'	We're Teenagers	Wake up now!

Missing Common-Sense

Sometimes, absence of common sense rally makes the moment so hilarious. Some people make sense without sense. Confusing? Haha, check it out here!

My Parents are so lucky while having a child like me. Can they blame the same?

I am a bad influence but Damn.. I am fun!

Control, it's not friday yet!

Is joining the army. He hears it's a great way to meet people. Then kill them

Funny Random Quotes, Moments, Jokes

Sometimes in life, we experience some of the best moments while facing some of the worst moments. These random things really plays an important role our growth. Sometimes you have fun and sometimes you get irritation but one thing is for sure that life goes on! So why not to have some more laughs with latest collection of random funny quotes, jokes and more.

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

I know I'm talking like an idiot. I have to, other wise you wouldn't understand me.

Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.

The strength of a man isn't in how respected he is at work.
It's in how respected he is at home.

A guy is a lump, like a doughnut. So first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite...the male ego.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious; both are disappointed.

I wish i was one of those pretty girls who think they're ugly but i am one of those ugly girls who are actually ugly

What do you call a dog without it's hind legs?
Dragon Balls