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All Hilarious Funny Quotes
'Now it is your turn to enjoy while reading, watching and sharing these funny hilarious quotes and images because humor is real life. Things never happen itself, so humor! You have to make effort to make people laugh. Amusement, fun and comedy are great tool to win their hearts. You can use them to get success in every affair of your life. You can be more lovable and well-known person. So never hesitate and live life in a wonderful way. Your efforts can make their day so happy and delightful. It costs nothing. Wish you good luck.'
Missing Common-Sense
Sometimes, absence of common sense rally makes the moment so hilarious. Some people make sense without sense. Confusing? Haha, check it out here!
My Parents are so lucky while having a child like me. Can they blame the same?
I am a bad influence but Damn.. I am fun!
Control, it's not friday yet!
Is joining the army. He hears it's a great way to meet people. Then kill them
My Parents are so lucky while having a child like me. Can they blame the same?
I am a bad influence but Damn.. I am fun!
Control, it's not friday yet!
Is joining the army. He hears it's a great way to meet people. Then kill them
Funny Random Quotes, Moments, Jokes
Sometimes in life, we experience some of the best moments while facing some of the worst moments. These random things really plays an important role our growth. Sometimes you have fun and sometimes you get irritation but one thing is for sure that life goes on! So why not to have some more laughs with latest collection of random funny quotes, jokes and more.
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
I know I'm talking like an idiot. I have to, other wise you wouldn't understand me.
Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.
The strength of a man isn't in how respected he is at work.
It's in how respected he is at home.
A guy is a lump, like a doughnut. So first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite...the male ego.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
I wish i was one of those pretty girls who think they're ugly but i am one of those ugly girls who are actually ugly
What do you call a dog without it's hind legs?
Dragon Balls
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
I know I'm talking like an idiot. I have to, other wise you wouldn't understand me.
Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.
The strength of a man isn't in how respected he is at work.
It's in how respected he is at home.
A guy is a lump, like a doughnut. So first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite...the male ego.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
I wish i was one of those pretty girls who think they're ugly but i am one of those ugly girls who are actually ugly
What do you call a dog without it's hind legs?
Dragon Balls
Precious, Pleasurable Learning Quotes
It's a pleasure sharing some of the coolest, worth reading, learning wisdom quotes you ever read. After going through them, you will find yourself little better wiser and inspired.
Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.
- John F. Kennedy
You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence.
- Charles A. Beard
A man who limits his interests limits his life.
- Vincent Price
No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms... The strongest reason for people to retain the right to bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.
- Thomas Jefferson
Distrust all men in whom the impulse to punish is powerful.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
- Albert Einstein
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
- Dr. Seuss
We have rights, as individuals, to give as much of our own money as we please to charity; but as members of Congress we have no right so to appropriate a dollar of public money.
- David Crockett
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
- Dr. Benjamin Franklin
John Adams was a farmer. Abraham Lincoln was a small-town lawyer. Plato, Socrates were teachers. Jesus was a carpenter. To equate judgement and wisdom with occupation is at best . . . insulting.
- Benedict Valda
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
- Woody Allen
If you want to achieve things in life, you've just got to do them, and if you're talented and smart, you'll succeed.
- Juliana Hatfield
An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.
- Oscar Wilde
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
- Albert Einstein
My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.
- Thomas Jefferson.
Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
- Anton Chekhov
Don't be trapped by dogma -- which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become.
- Steve Jobs
God forbid we should ever be twenty years without such a rebellion... We have had thirteen States independent for eleven years. There has been one rebellion. That comes to one rebellion in a century and a half, for each State. What country before ever existed a century and a half without a rebellion?
- Thomas Jefferson to William S. Smith
I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.
- Thomas Jefferson
Ever notice that 'What the hell' is always the right decision?
- Marilyn Monroe
Freedom of expression is the matrix, the indispensible condition, of nearly every other form of freedom.
- Benjamin Cardozo, Palko v. Connecticut
When the voices of democracy are silenced, freedom becomes a hollow concept. No man or woman should be sentenced to the shadows of silence for something he or she has said or written.
- Allen H. Neuharth
There's no genius free from a tincture of madness.
- Seneca
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
- Thomas Jefferson
I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.
- Robert Frost
The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are.
- Joseph Campbell
No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
- Abraham Lincoln
Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too.
- Voltaire
Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
- Lord Acton
New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not already common.
- John Locke
Doing what you love is the cornerstone of having abundance in your life.
- Wayne Dyer
We don't get a chance to do that many things, and every one should be really excellent. Because this is our life. Life is brief, and then you die, you know? So this is what we've chosen to do with our life.
- Steve Jobs
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate.
- Eric Idle
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself.
- Mark Twain
There are not enough jails, not enough policemen,not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people.
- Hubert H. Humphrey
The minute you read something you can't understand, you can almost be sure it was drawn up by a lawyer.
- Will Rogers
Do not be angry with me if I tell you the truth.
- Socrates
Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible.
- Escher
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
- Dykstra
Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
- Robert A. Heinlein
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
- Robert A. Heinlein
Once you say you're going to settle for second, that's what happens to you in life.
- John F. Kennedy
A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks.
- Thomas Jefferson to his nephew Peter Carr
I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.
- Bern Williams
A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives.
Jackie Robinson
Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.
- John F. Kennedy
You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence.
- Charles A. Beard
A man who limits his interests limits his life.
- Vincent Price
No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms... The strongest reason for people to retain the right to bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.
- Thomas Jefferson
Distrust all men in whom the impulse to punish is powerful.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
- Albert Einstein
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
- Dr. Seuss
We have rights, as individuals, to give as much of our own money as we please to charity; but as members of Congress we have no right so to appropriate a dollar of public money.
- David Crockett
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
- Dr. Benjamin Franklin
John Adams was a farmer. Abraham Lincoln was a small-town lawyer. Plato, Socrates were teachers. Jesus was a carpenter. To equate judgement and wisdom with occupation is at best . . . insulting.
- Benedict Valda
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
- Woody Allen
If you want to achieve things in life, you've just got to do them, and if you're talented and smart, you'll succeed.
- Juliana Hatfield
An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.
- Oscar Wilde
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
- Albert Einstein
My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.
- Thomas Jefferson.
Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
- Anton Chekhov
Don't be trapped by dogma -- which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become.
- Steve Jobs
God forbid we should ever be twenty years without such a rebellion... We have had thirteen States independent for eleven years. There has been one rebellion. That comes to one rebellion in a century and a half, for each State. What country before ever existed a century and a half without a rebellion?
- Thomas Jefferson to William S. Smith
I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.
- Thomas Jefferson
Ever notice that 'What the hell' is always the right decision?
- Marilyn Monroe
Freedom of expression is the matrix, the indispensible condition, of nearly every other form of freedom.
- Benjamin Cardozo, Palko v. Connecticut
When the voices of democracy are silenced, freedom becomes a hollow concept. No man or woman should be sentenced to the shadows of silence for something he or she has said or written.
- Allen H. Neuharth
There's no genius free from a tincture of madness.
- Seneca
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
- Thomas Jefferson
I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.
- Robert Frost
The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are.
- Joseph Campbell
No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
- Abraham Lincoln
Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too.
- Voltaire
Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
- Lord Acton
New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not already common.
- John Locke
Doing what you love is the cornerstone of having abundance in your life.
- Wayne Dyer
We don't get a chance to do that many things, and every one should be really excellent. Because this is our life. Life is brief, and then you die, you know? So this is what we've chosen to do with our life.
- Steve Jobs
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate.
- Eric Idle
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself.
- Mark Twain
There are not enough jails, not enough policemen,not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people.
- Hubert H. Humphrey
The minute you read something you can't understand, you can almost be sure it was drawn up by a lawyer.
- Will Rogers
Do not be angry with me if I tell you the truth.
- Socrates
Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible.
- Escher
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
- Dykstra
Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
- Robert A. Heinlein
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
- Robert A. Heinlein
Once you say you're going to settle for second, that's what happens to you in life.
- John F. Kennedy
A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks.
- Thomas Jefferson to his nephew Peter Carr
I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.
- Bern Williams
A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives.
Jackie Robinson
Most Funny Comments Ever Made
You, me or everyone else reacts something when we find something funny or strange. Comments play a very important role in judging people. The majority is always right. So whether you are with friends, family ore with beloved, they all need you feedback. What you thing about them or how they are looking ore how good/bad they are doing. Well we will not touch the serious part of it but here we would like to share some of the most funniest comment ever made by millions of people. You can enjoy them while using them further on social sites, parties or events.
Have a nice day, somewhere else!
Don't let your mind wander, it's too small to be let out on its own.
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are
obnoxious and arrogant.
I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.
I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look!
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Didn't know you can be in a relationship with thrash.
You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.
If you can't fix it with duct tape or ibuprofen, you're screwed!
I thought I wanted a career; it turns out I just needed the money.
Did you have to pay her?
It is better to have loved & lost than to live w/ the psycho the rest of your life!"
Nice deodorant. Must you marinate in it?
You fascinate me and remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
Whatever kind of look you were aiming for, you missed.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
I have no comical side to me, and I'm a social retard, so I have to steal other people's humor.
I could say nice things about you, but I would rather tell the truth.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
You're not yourself today, I noticed the improvement straight away.
Wait a minute - I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
I can't seem to remember you name, and please don't remind me!
Any resemblance between your reality and mine are purely coincidental.
Do you take Karate? I was wondering because you are kicking.
Guys are like public toilet. They are either taken or full of shits...
Is that your head or did your neck vomit?
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
My office is just a mental institute without the padded walls.
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being more intelligent.
And your cry-baby whiny-arsed opinion would be?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
If I had a dog that looked like you, I'd shave it's butt and teach it to walk backwards.
People like you don't grow on trees, they swing from them.
You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.
You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
You're just jealous that the voices talk to me!
Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.
Is this that mail order bride you've been talking about?
Have a nice day, somewhere else!
Don't let your mind wander, it's too small to be let out on its own.
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are
obnoxious and arrogant.
I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.
I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look!
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Didn't know you can be in a relationship with thrash.
You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.
If you can't fix it with duct tape or ibuprofen, you're screwed!
I thought I wanted a career; it turns out I just needed the money.
Did you have to pay her?
It is better to have loved & lost than to live w/ the psycho the rest of your life!"
Nice deodorant. Must you marinate in it?
You fascinate me and remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
Whatever kind of look you were aiming for, you missed.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
I have no comical side to me, and I'm a social retard, so I have to steal other people's humor.
I could say nice things about you, but I would rather tell the truth.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
You're not yourself today, I noticed the improvement straight away.
Wait a minute - I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
I can't seem to remember you name, and please don't remind me!
Any resemblance between your reality and mine are purely coincidental.
Do you take Karate? I was wondering because you are kicking.
Guys are like public toilet. They are either taken or full of shits...
Is that your head or did your neck vomit?
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
My office is just a mental institute without the padded walls.
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being more intelligent.
And your cry-baby whiny-arsed opinion would be?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
If I had a dog that looked like you, I'd shave it's butt and teach it to walk backwards.
People like you don't grow on trees, they swing from them.
You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.
You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
You're just jealous that the voices talk to me!
Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.
Is this that mail order bride you've been talking about?
Powerful Women Quotes - Favoring Women, Making Fun of Men
From the decades, men are ruling the world but now scenario has been changed! Women are now self independent. Girls have proved their intelligence. They all are occupying top positions/posts. They are really doing so well in every field. So we are sharing powerful Women Quotes and letting your know about women empowerment. Now women can confidently say 'Who needs man'. Here are some quotations about men. These may insult them so use them smartly and enjoy!
Men should be saying "I want to become a woman." The world would be a far better place if more men wanted to become women, than women wanted to become men.
- Albert Halsey
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
- Will Rogers
Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
- Robin Morgan
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
- Rita Rudner
The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
- Rita Rudner
Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones.
- Katherine Hepburn
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
- Aristotle Onassis
Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy, they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.
- Barbara De Angelis
When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking at its best being an inspiration, it wants a corresponding divine quality of receptiveness, and where will you find this but in a woman?
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.
- Pink
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
- Timothy Leary
I'm a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.
- Elizabeth Taylor
I wish someone would have told me, that just because I'm a girl, I don't have to get married.
- Marlo Thomas
I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend and my best friend is my wife. Who could ask for anything more?
-John Lennon
If love is the answer, can you rephrase the question?
- Lily Tomlin
I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags.
- Gwyneth Paltrow
My wife tells me she doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I'm not enjoying it.
- Lee Trevino
The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has. It's how good of buddies he is with his children.
Instead of getting hard ourselves and trying to compete, women should try and give their best qualities to men - bring them softness and teach them how to cry.
- Joan Baez
I've reached the age where competence is a turn on.
- Billy Joel
I have yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worried about combining marriage, children and a career. I've yet to find one where men were worried about the same thing.
- Gloria Steinem
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
- Helen Rowland
The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice.
It's in the gentle words he whispers.
- Sermon Fodder
I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself.
- Yoko Ono
The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one.
- Joan Baez
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| Quotes favoring women - Funny |
- Albert Halsey
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
- Will Rogers
Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
- Robin Morgan
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
- Rita Rudner
The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
- Rita Rudner
Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones.
- Katherine Hepburn
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
- Aristotle Onassis
Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy, they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.
- Barbara De Angelis
When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking at its best being an inspiration, it wants a corresponding divine quality of receptiveness, and where will you find this but in a woman?
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.
- Pink
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
- Timothy Leary
I'm a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.
- Elizabeth Taylor
I wish someone would have told me, that just because I'm a girl, I don't have to get married.
- Marlo Thomas
I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend and my best friend is my wife. Who could ask for anything more?
-John Lennon
If love is the answer, can you rephrase the question?
- Lily Tomlin
I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags.
- Gwyneth Paltrow
My wife tells me she doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I'm not enjoying it.
- Lee Trevino
The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has. It's how good of buddies he is with his children.
Instead of getting hard ourselves and trying to compete, women should try and give their best qualities to men - bring them softness and teach them how to cry.
- Joan Baez
I've reached the age where competence is a turn on.
- Billy Joel
I have yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worried about combining marriage, children and a career. I've yet to find one where men were worried about the same thing.
- Gloria Steinem
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
- Helen Rowland
The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice.
It's in the gentle words he whispers.
- Sermon Fodder
I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself.
- Yoko Ono
The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one.
- Joan Baez
Mothers Day Quotes, Quotes for Mothers
Her existence is the reason for your existence. She always gets worry about you. She does every possible/impossible thing for you without any self interest. Yes, Mother! She is the most important person of your life. Shae has gone through extreme pain and risks to give you birth. So here we are sharing some quotes for mothers to explore their motherhood. You can write them on greeting card on Mothers Day.
If the whole world were put into one scale, and my mother in the other, the whole world would kick the beam.
- Lord Langdale
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
- Jewish Proverb
Who fed me from her gentle breast
And hushed me in her arms to rest,
And on my cheek sweet kisses prest?
My Mother.
- Ann Taylor
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
- Elizabeth Stone
There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.
- Chinese Proverb
Motherhood is priced Of God, at price no man may dare
To lessen or misunderstand.
- Helen Hunt Jackson
A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.
- Tenneva Jordan
Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.
If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been.
- Robert Brault
Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever.
- Anonymous
Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries.
- T. DeWitt Talmage
The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.
A mother is a mother still, The holiest thing alive.
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love.
- Mildred B. Vermont
I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life.
- Abraham Lincoln
Mother, the ribbons of your love are woven around my heart.
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
- Aristotle
A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary.
That best academy, a mother's knee.
- James Russell Lowell
When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.
- Sophia Loren
Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.
A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
- Irish Proverb
A mother understands what a child does not say.
Woman in the home has not yet lost her dignity, in spite of Mother's Day, with its offensive implication that our love needs an annual nudging, like our enthusiasm for the battle of Bunker Hill.
- John Erskine
If the whole world were put into one scale, and my mother in the other, the whole world would kick the beam.
- Lord Langdale
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
- Jewish Proverb
Who fed me from her gentle breast
And hushed me in her arms to rest,
And on my cheek sweet kisses prest?
My Mother.
- Ann Taylor
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
- Elizabeth Stone
There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.
- Chinese Proverb
Motherhood is priced Of God, at price no man may dare
To lessen or misunderstand.
- Helen Hunt Jackson
A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.
- Tenneva Jordan
Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.
If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been.
- Robert Brault
Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever.
- Anonymous
Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries.
- T. DeWitt Talmage
The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.
A mother is a mother still, The holiest thing alive.
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love.
- Mildred B. Vermont
I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life.
- Abraham Lincoln
Mother, the ribbons of your love are woven around my heart.
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
- Aristotle
A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary.
That best academy, a mother's knee.
- James Russell Lowell
When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.
- Sophia Loren
Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.
A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
- Irish Proverb
A mother understands what a child does not say.
Woman in the home has not yet lost her dignity, in spite of Mother's Day, with its offensive implication that our love needs an annual nudging, like our enthusiasm for the battle of Bunker Hill.
- John Erskine
Top 99 Inspirational Life Quotes
So before sharing Top 99 Inspirational Quotes about Life to make it really larger, let me put light on some of its most important areas.
Each of us wishes for a successful life. Watching dream is easy but making it realty really takes lots of extra ordinary qualities, discipline, honesty and integrity.
Life has lots of problems. So control you the way you react, try to make your attitude positive and believe on yourself. . Live king size life so that it could become a milestone for everybody. Be more tough, gain amazing willpower and never leave any stone unturned. At the end, you come to know some of the best life lessons were learned at the worst times. Bring perfection, creativity and positiveness in your attitude.You gonna fly high and everyone will follow you. So whenever you got rejection, failure or depression, think like it is redirecting you something better. Because when things are going as per your plan, that means they have a better plan for you. Make each day different from last by adding some value to it. Watch your keen interests and find out the ways how to convert them into your profession. Do not worry about what people think about you and your behavior, you just continue keep on challenging your limits. Create a vision, focus on your goals and don't stop until you achieve them. It is your life, live it the way you want. Don't let others opinions become your reality. Learn to let go the things which are not made for you. Never sit idle because it kills your capabilities. In life, you do lot of mistakes and experience lot of pains, but remember that mistakes make you smarter and pains makes you stronger. Live life the at its fullest and always give your hundred person. Later or sooner, you'll shine. Bad things happen to all of us but not to break us but to teach us how to look at good things in a whole new light. Bring change into your thoughts, way of living because without change nothing would grow, and without growth nothing would survive.
The key to happiness and success: Dream big, work hard, stay focused, and surround yourself with good people.
- Anonymous
It worth. You should not keep on thinking I will do this or that. It is not advisable to keep talking. The best way to succeed is to apply it practically. Work on your dreams, chase them hardly and do not sit until you get satisfied. Take care of your company.
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
- Robert Byrne
Well said! We must have some purpose/goal in our life. Without it, we are like water on dust. It has no use. WE have thousands of qualities to accomplish big things. But first, we must decide what we want to do.
To live is to change, and to be perfect is to have changed often.
- John Henry Newman
As earlier discussed, change is must to invent new possibilities. The things we are using today will get totally new look or version after 5 years. So there is always scope of betterment but you must make your mind to do it.
The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny.
- Albert Ellis
You're too blessed to be stressed. Let it go and enjoy this day!
- Joel Osteen
Be with those who bring out the best in you, not the stress in you.
- Author Unknown
Our greatest happiness does not depend on the condition of life in which chance has placed us, but is always the result of a good conscience, good health, occupation, and freedom in all just pursuits.
- Thomas Jefferson
Don't ever be afraid to show who you really are, because as long as you are happy with yourself, no one else's opinion matters.
When you become your own best friend, life becomes more peaceful.
I'd say it's been my biggest problem all my life... it's money. It takes a lot of money to make these dreams come true.
- Walt Disney
If a man can bridge the gap between life and death, if he can live on after he's dead, then maybe he was a great man.
- James Dean
Life consists in what a man is thinking of all day.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
When life is too easy for us, we must beware or we may not be ready to meet the blows which sooner or later come to everyone, rich or poor.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Good things will come to you if you focus on the positives and let go of the negatives.
The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it.
- Henry David Thoreau
Take control of your consistent emotions and begin to consciously and deliberately reshape your daily experience of life.
- Tony Robbins
Sometimes in life, your situation will keep repeating itself until you learn your lesson.
- Brigitte Nicole
Rise above the storm and you will find the sunshine.
- Mario Fernandez
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
- William Shakespeare
It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.
- Jimi Hendrix
We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us.
- Joseph Campbell
Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare.
- Dale Carnegie
Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.
- William James
To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one's own in the midst of abundance.
- Buddha
Time to express your feelings so enjoy our next post of Love Quotes
Each of us wishes for a successful life. Watching dream is easy but making it realty really takes lots of extra ordinary qualities, discipline, honesty and integrity.
Life has lots of problems. So control you the way you react, try to make your attitude positive and believe on yourself. . Live king size life so that it could become a milestone for everybody. Be more tough, gain amazing willpower and never leave any stone unturned. At the end, you come to know some of the best life lessons were learned at the worst times. Bring perfection, creativity and positiveness in your attitude.You gonna fly high and everyone will follow you. So whenever you got rejection, failure or depression, think like it is redirecting you something better. Because when things are going as per your plan, that means they have a better plan for you. Make each day different from last by adding some value to it. Watch your keen interests and find out the ways how to convert them into your profession. Do not worry about what people think about you and your behavior, you just continue keep on challenging your limits. Create a vision, focus on your goals and don't stop until you achieve them. It is your life, live it the way you want. Don't let others opinions become your reality. Learn to let go the things which are not made for you. Never sit idle because it kills your capabilities. In life, you do lot of mistakes and experience lot of pains, but remember that mistakes make you smarter and pains makes you stronger. Live life the at its fullest and always give your hundred person. Later or sooner, you'll shine. Bad things happen to all of us but not to break us but to teach us how to look at good things in a whole new light. Bring change into your thoughts, way of living because without change nothing would grow, and without growth nothing would survive.
The key to happiness and success: Dream big, work hard, stay focused, and surround yourself with good people.
- Anonymous
It worth. You should not keep on thinking I will do this or that. It is not advisable to keep talking. The best way to succeed is to apply it practically. Work on your dreams, chase them hardly and do not sit until you get satisfied. Take care of your company.
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
- Robert Byrne
Well said! We must have some purpose/goal in our life. Without it, we are like water on dust. It has no use. WE have thousands of qualities to accomplish big things. But first, we must decide what we want to do.
To live is to change, and to be perfect is to have changed often.
- John Henry Newman
As earlier discussed, change is must to invent new possibilities. The things we are using today will get totally new look or version after 5 years. So there is always scope of betterment but you must make your mind to do it.
The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny.
- Albert Ellis
You're too blessed to be stressed. Let it go and enjoy this day!
- Joel Osteen
Be with those who bring out the best in you, not the stress in you.
- Author Unknown
Our greatest happiness does not depend on the condition of life in which chance has placed us, but is always the result of a good conscience, good health, occupation, and freedom in all just pursuits.
- Thomas Jefferson
Don't ever be afraid to show who you really are, because as long as you are happy with yourself, no one else's opinion matters.
When you become your own best friend, life becomes more peaceful.
I'd say it's been my biggest problem all my life... it's money. It takes a lot of money to make these dreams come true.
- Walt Disney
If a man can bridge the gap between life and death, if he can live on after he's dead, then maybe he was a great man.
- James Dean
Life consists in what a man is thinking of all day.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
When life is too easy for us, we must beware or we may not be ready to meet the blows which sooner or later come to everyone, rich or poor.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Good things will come to you if you focus on the positives and let go of the negatives.
The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it.
- Henry David Thoreau
Take control of your consistent emotions and begin to consciously and deliberately reshape your daily experience of life.
- Tony Robbins
Sometimes in life, your situation will keep repeating itself until you learn your lesson.
- Brigitte Nicole
Rise above the storm and you will find the sunshine.
- Mario Fernandez
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
- William Shakespeare
It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.
- Jimi Hendrix
We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us.
- Joseph Campbell
Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare.
- Dale Carnegie
Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.
- William James
To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one's own in the midst of abundance.
- Buddha
Time to express your feelings so enjoy our next post of Love Quotes
Graduation Quotes
'Graduation day is such a special day to celebrate the achievement and hard-work but it is also the right time to think carefully about career. Youngster should take this opportunity to set their goals. They must develop a fine vision to have extraordinary success in life. So here are inspiring Graduation Quotes to congratulate and inspire graduates towards the right path.'
The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after.
- Newton D. Baker
Interpretation: This is a wonderful quote. It tells us that learning is not a destination but a continuous journey. You must keep on studying/practicing because if we stop doing it, we forget all what we have learnt.
The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.
– Roosevelt
Interpretation: Student must have kindness and spirit of doing something for those who are in need. This graduation quote really inspire us for creating difference by doing something creative and useful.
Graduation is only a concept. In real life every day you graduate. Graduation is a process that goes on until the last day of your life. If you can grasp that, you'll make a difference.
- Arie Pencovici
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.
- William Butler Yeats
You are educated. Your certification is in your degree. You may think of it as the ticket to the good life. Let me ask you to think of an alternative. Think of it as your ticket to change the world.
- Tom Brokaw
Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
- Erma Bombeck
Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.
- Ralph Marston
Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors!
- Louisa May Alcott
People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: "And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.
- Bill Cosby
My father always told me, "Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life."
- Jim Fox
Don't live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable.
- Wendy Wasserstein
Don't let anyone else take the measure of your worth and capabilities.
Always stand proud in who you are!
- Margaret Spellings
It doesn't matter that your dream came true if you spent your whole life sleeping.
- Jerry Zucker
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
- Aristotle
A college degree is not a sign that one is a finished product but an indication a person is prepared for life.
- Reverend Edward A. Malloy
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
- Milton Berle
The highest result of education is tolerance.
- Helen Keller
Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.
- Sholom Aleichem
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught.
- Oscar Wilde
Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
- Doug Larson
You can't live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you.
- John Wooden
Your schooling may be over, but remember that your education still continues.
- Author unknown
Be curious always! For knowledge will not acquire you: you must acquire it.
- Sudie Back
Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life
Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice.
And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.
They somehow already know what you truly want to become.
Everything else is secondary.
- Steve Jobs
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine.
- Anthony J. D'Angelo
A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
- Charles Darwin
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases.
- Carl Jung
We are all children in various stages of growing up.
- Doug Marlette
The person who you're with most in life is yourself and if you don't like yourself you're always with somebody you don't like.
- Marc S. Lewis
I'll always stay connected with Apple. I hope that throughout my life I'll sort of have the thread of my life and the thread of Apple weave in and out of each other, like a tapestry. There may be a few years when I'm not there, but I'll always come back.
- Steve Jobs
Many persons have the wrong idea of what constitutes happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
– Helen Keller
The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after.
- Newton D. Baker
Interpretation: This is a wonderful quote. It tells us that learning is not a destination but a continuous journey. You must keep on studying/practicing because if we stop doing it, we forget all what we have learnt.
The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.
– Roosevelt
Interpretation: Student must have kindness and spirit of doing something for those who are in need. This graduation quote really inspire us for creating difference by doing something creative and useful.
Graduation is only a concept. In real life every day you graduate. Graduation is a process that goes on until the last day of your life. If you can grasp that, you'll make a difference.
- Arie Pencovici
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.
- William Butler Yeats
You are educated. Your certification is in your degree. You may think of it as the ticket to the good life. Let me ask you to think of an alternative. Think of it as your ticket to change the world.
- Tom Brokaw
Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
- Erma Bombeck
Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.
- Ralph Marston
Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors!
- Louisa May Alcott
People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: "And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.
- Bill Cosby
My father always told me, "Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life."
- Jim Fox
Don't live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable.
- Wendy Wasserstein
Don't let anyone else take the measure of your worth and capabilities.
Always stand proud in who you are!
- Margaret Spellings
It doesn't matter that your dream came true if you spent your whole life sleeping.
- Jerry Zucker
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
- Aristotle
A college degree is not a sign that one is a finished product but an indication a person is prepared for life.
- Reverend Edward A. Malloy
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
- Milton Berle
The highest result of education is tolerance.
- Helen Keller
Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.
- Sholom Aleichem
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught.
- Oscar Wilde
Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
- Doug Larson
You can't live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you.
- John Wooden
Your schooling may be over, but remember that your education still continues.
- Author unknown
Be curious always! For knowledge will not acquire you: you must acquire it.
- Sudie Back
Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life
Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice.
And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.
They somehow already know what you truly want to become.
Everything else is secondary.
- Steve Jobs
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine.
- Anthony J. D'Angelo
A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
- Charles Darwin
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases.
- Carl Jung
We are all children in various stages of growing up.
- Doug Marlette
The person who you're with most in life is yourself and if you don't like yourself you're always with somebody you don't like.
- Marc S. Lewis
I'll always stay connected with Apple. I hope that throughout my life I'll sort of have the thread of my life and the thread of Apple weave in and out of each other, like a tapestry. There may be a few years when I'm not there, but I'll always come back.
- Steve Jobs
Many persons have the wrong idea of what constitutes happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
– Helen Keller
45+ Funny Family Quotes
'We have blood relation with our family and the God has chosen these people for us. Family is the most comfortable, valuable and lovely place for every human being. The family members always support us, care for us and love us for what we are so here are awesome funny family Quotes to have fun with family members and also make you realize it's importance.'
A family with an old person has a living treasure of gold.
- Chinese Proverb
The oldest person is very important member of any family. He keep all members together and works like a chain. He has practical experience of life and suggests us what is good or bad for us. We must take good care and spare some time for them.
Without a family, man, alone in the world, trembles with the cold.
- Andre Maurois
You can go any corner of the world, but the happiness you feel at home, can not be felt even in heaven. Without them, you're alone in crowd. No one can give you that concern, so value it.
You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them.
~ Desmond Tutu
God knows what is good or bad for you. So he gifts you a sweet family and they love you so much. Their love is unconditional. We should thank God for his kindness.
Having a place to go - is a home. Having someone to love - is a family. Having both - is a blessing.
- Donna Hedges
Here author Donna tells what is most important in life. Our home is the loveliest place on the earth. So if you want to love someone, love your parents, siblings and grandparents. That person is most luckiest person who have them. Ask to them who don;t have all this.
A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no aw, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path.
- Agatha Christie
God can not physically present everywhere so he has blessed us with Mother. She is the person who has gone through numerous pains, troubles and sacrifices to give us birth on this earth. She stands by us like a rock to save us from any trouble. We can not repay her favors.
It is my pleasure that my children are free and happy, and unrestrained by parental tyranny. Love is the chain whereby to bind a child to its parents.
- Abraham Lincoln
Love is great force. This quote tells that true love is not keeping that person always in front of your eyes. It teaches us to free them. Wherever they go, true love connects without any medium.
Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best.
- Bob Talbert
Honor your father and mother, even as you honor God, for all three were partners in your creation.
- Zohar
The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof.
- Richard Bach, Illusions
Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts.
- Author Unknown
To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.
- Barbara Bush
The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.
- Thomas Jefferson
If the family were a fruit, it would be an orange, a circle of sections, held together but separable - each segment distinct.
- Letty Cottin Pogrebin
A family with an old person has a living treasure of gold.
- Chinese Proverb
The oldest person is very important member of any family. He keep all members together and works like a chain. He has practical experience of life and suggests us what is good or bad for us. We must take good care and spare some time for them.
Without a family, man, alone in the world, trembles with the cold.
- Andre Maurois
You can go any corner of the world, but the happiness you feel at home, can not be felt even in heaven. Without them, you're alone in crowd. No one can give you that concern, so value it.
You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them.
~ Desmond Tutu
God knows what is good or bad for you. So he gifts you a sweet family and they love you so much. Their love is unconditional. We should thank God for his kindness.
Having a place to go - is a home. Having someone to love - is a family. Having both - is a blessing.
- Donna Hedges
Here author Donna tells what is most important in life. Our home is the loveliest place on the earth. So if you want to love someone, love your parents, siblings and grandparents. That person is most luckiest person who have them. Ask to them who don;t have all this.
A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no aw, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path.
- Agatha Christie
God can not physically present everywhere so he has blessed us with Mother. She is the person who has gone through numerous pains, troubles and sacrifices to give us birth on this earth. She stands by us like a rock to save us from any trouble. We can not repay her favors.
It is my pleasure that my children are free and happy, and unrestrained by parental tyranny. Love is the chain whereby to bind a child to its parents.
- Abraham Lincoln
Love is great force. This quote tells that true love is not keeping that person always in front of your eyes. It teaches us to free them. Wherever they go, true love connects without any medium.
Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best.
- Bob Talbert
Honor your father and mother, even as you honor God, for all three were partners in your creation.
- Zohar
The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof.
- Richard Bach, Illusions
Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts.
- Author Unknown
To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.
- Barbara Bush
The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.
- Thomas Jefferson
If the family were a fruit, it would be an orange, a circle of sections, held together but separable - each segment distinct.
- Letty Cottin Pogrebin
World's Best Inspirational Quotes
'Inspiration is the key to accomplish any big/impossible task and Quotes are always the best source for it. So we are bringing together world's best Inspirational/Motivational Quotes to increase your will-power, self-confidence, wisdom and enthusiasm. So when you lose hope and things seem very tough and hard, just give a chance to these quotations because they really have the power to make you feel strong, persistence and onto the track. After reading them, you come to know that how to use your qualities, experience in right direction. They motivate you to take perfect decision. This source can accomplish your dreams. You can reach at the top their with help.
Motivational - Confidence - Success - Discipline - Leadership - Teamwork - Creativity - Life
Imagine, in a winter season, you stuck up in a park. You feel really so cold there. All of sudden, You find woods and matchbox out there. But you have to get up and use your hands to fire them. Only after that you can warm your body. In nutshell, nothing happens itself. You have to put your best efforts. So one should give his hundred percent whenever he does something. At the end, you are going to get a big success or a valuable experience for next big victory.
Motivational:
Stop creating problems that don't exist.
Story: Many times, due to our confusion and low confidence, we raise lot of stupid questions and create the unborn problems. It is better that you should think positively and focus on best result and give your all on it.
When your goals are strong and highly focused, and your doubts small by comparison, that leads to success.
Means: Will-power really matters. When you are confident enough about your strengths and capabilities, your determination increases. At that time, you can convert any failure into learning opportunity which ensures your success in every area of life.
Moral: Everything we are using today was a dream before 20 years. But they have done it. So put your all efforts, use creativity and believe on yourself and success will be yours. Always be positive.
Really great people make you feel that you, too, can become great.
- Mark Twain
Interpretation: Company really matters a lot and this what above quote says. When you sit with the people who have accomplished big tasks, you come to know that they are also blessed with same qualities you have. You adopt their thoughts, style and ways of working. It makes you more confident and you start thinking that if they can do, you can also. Their words become so inspirational for you that you too start reacting like them. This is how you growth starts.
Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity.
- Bo Bennett
Message: The right meaning of enthusiasm is when you use it with doing the things in different way, develop a vision of making things easy or better and feel so excited inside that you don't have time for doing anything else. It is the mixture of devotion, conviction and interest
Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.
- Zig Ziglar
Description: This quote is really so inspirational. It tells tells that in any situation, there are always positive and negative thoughts come but we should ignore adverse thinking and go ahead with affirmative thinking. Seeing positive side of the thing gives us the power to make any circumcises favorable. Always believe that there are lots of opportunities lie in every difficulty, you just to find them out.
Recognition is the greatest motivator.
- Gerard C. Eakedale
Moral: You must have seen that in big corporates and industries people get rewards for their good work. Their value/importance is very high. These rewards make them feel so special that they work with more responsibility to perform better. It is the biggest inspiration for anyone. They feel so honorable. So you must arrange these kind of events to get desired results your place. It really works so well.
Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
– Norman R. Augustine
Learning: Yeah, the mere presence of talent is not enough until unless you motivate yourself enough to apply it enthusiastically into the work. The inspiration of reaching at top, doing something creative makes the real difference and gets the things done.
We are what we repeatedly do, excellence then is not an act, but a habit.
- Aristotle
Interpretation: We must take care what we do on daily basis. Our daily routine make our habits and we can achieve excellence by doing it repeatedly. Then perfectionism becomes a part of everything you do.
We don’t see things the way they are. We see them the way WE are.
- Talmud
Description: So true! When two people see any problem, they both give their different points of views. One may say that it can not be solved but another may say that there is a good opportunity lies in it to serve people better. So our attitude and our habits play a major role in life.
The drops of rain make a hole in the stone not by violence but by oft falling.
- Lucretius
Meaning: Yes, strong will-power and continuous practice do miracles. You can do world toughest job by applying this formula. It takes time but it is fruitful. It is always too early top quit. So never give up and nothing is impossible.
Inspiration exists, but it must find you working.
– Pablo Picasso
Interpretation: When you work, work with believe, inspiration takes place itself and boosts your confident. So always keep yourself busy.
A healthy relationship doesn't drag you down. It inspires you to be better.
- Mandy Hale
Summary: You true friends always want best for you. So do take care in going ahead in any bond, look at their actions instead of their words. They gonna always motivate you to bring best out of you. These kinds of relationship really worth it.
Let others lead small lives, but not you.
Let others argue over small things, but not you.
Let others cry over small hurts, but not you.
Let others leave their futures in other people's hands, but not you.
- Jim Rohn
Every breath is an opportunity to receive and let go. I receive love and I let go of pain.
- Brenda MacIntyre
Don't limit yourself. Many people limit themselves to what they think they can do. You can go as far as your mind lets you. What you believe, remember, you can achieve.
- Mary Kay Ash
If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams.
- Les Brown
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
- Norman Vincent Peale
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
― Dr. Seuss
Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start.
- Nido Qubein
The greatest inspiration is often born of desperation.
- Comer Cotrell
Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.
- Henry Ford
Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
- Confucius
Don't look where you fall, but where you slipped.
- African Proverb
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
- Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
When you're feeling your worst, that's when you get to know yourself the best.
- Leslie Grossman
Men are made stronger on realization that the helping hand they need is at the end of their own arm.
- Sidney J. Phillips
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.
- Anatole France
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
– Mark Twain
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
- Albert Einstein
Put your future in good hands - your own.
- Author Unknown
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
– Albert Einstein
People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway.
- Mother Teresa
Coming together is a beginning , staying together is a progress , and working together is success.
- Henry Ford
Alone we can do so little , together we can do so much.
- Helen Keller
Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago.
- Warren Buffett
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
- Edith Wharton
What great thing would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
- Robert H. Schuller
Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.
– Albert Einstein
Confidence:
Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong.
- Peter T. Mcintyre
The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you are afraid to do.
- Author Unknown
Our ordinary mind always tries to persuade us that we are nothing but acorns and that our greatest happiness will be to become bigger, fatter, shinier acorns; but that is of interest only to pigs. Our faith gives us knowledge of something better: that we can become oak trees.
- E.F. Schumacher
Confidence is preparation. Everything else is beyond your control.
- Richard Kline
If I am not for myself, who will be?
- Pirke Avoth
Inspirational Success Quotes:
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
- Swami Sivananda
Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. Courage is what counts.
– Sir Winston Churchill
Not every successful man is a good father. But every good father is a successful man.
– R. Duvall
The secret of success is consistency of purpose.
– Benjamin Disraeli
Success will not lower its standard to us. We must raise our standard to success.
- Rev. Randall R. McBride, Jr.
The secret of joy in work is contained in one word — excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it.
– Pearl S. Buck
Footprints on the sands of time are not made by sitting down.
– Unknown
Discipline:
Discipline is just doing the same thing the right way whether anyone’s watching or not.
- Michael J.
Discipline is a symbol of caring to a child. Discipline is guidance. If there is love, there is no such thing as being too tough with a child.
- Bette Davis
Discipline is learning what to do, when to do it and in what manner it should be done. For the Armed Forces, discipline is the standard of personal deportment, work requirement, courtesy, appearance and ethical conduct that will enable all to perform the mission with optimum efficiency.
- Author Unknown
Discipline is important simply because we live in an organized society where, if you have not learned life's requirements at early age, you will be taught later, not by those whose love tempers the lesson but by strangers who could not care less about the harm they do to your personality.
- William E. Homan
Leadership
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.
- John Quincy Adams
All of the great leaders have had one characteristic in common: it was the willingness to confront unequivocally the major anxiety of their people in their time. This, and not much else, is the essence of leadership.
- John Kenneth Galbraith
People ask the difference between a leader and a boss... The leader works in the open, and the boss in cover. The leader leads, and the boss drives.
- Theodore Roosevelt
The leader has to be practical and a realist, yet must talk the language of the visionary and the idealist.
- Eric Hoffer
The key to successful leadership today is influence, not authority.
- Kenneth Blanchard
A leader’s role is to raise people’s aspirations for what they can become and to release their energies so they will try to get there.
- David R. Gergen
Lead and inspire people. Don’t try to manage and manipulate people. Inventories can be managed but people must be lead.
- Ross Perot
The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men, the conviction and the will to carry on.
- Walter Lippman
Leadership should be born out of the understanding of the needs of those who would be affected by it.
- Marian Anderson
Leadership is action, not position.
- Donald H. McGannon
Leadership is understanding people and involving them to help you do a job. That takes all of the good characteristics, like integrity, dedication of purpose, selflessness, knowledge, skill, implacability, as well as determination not to accept failure.
- Admiral Arleigh A. Burke
Inspirational Teamwork Quotes:
None of us is as smart as all of us.
- Ken Blanchard
Sure there's no "I" in "team," but there is a "ME"!
- Author Unknown
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.
- Margaret Meade
If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself.
- Henry Ford
A single leaf working alone provides no shade.
- Chuck Page
No one can whistle a symphony. It takes a whole orchestra to play it.
- H.E. Luccock
Teamwork is so important that it is virtually impossible for you to reach the heights of your capabilities or make the money that you want without becoming very good at it.
- Brian Tracy
Contrary to popular belief, there most certainly is an "I" in "team." It is the same "I" that appears three times in "responsibility."
- Amber Harding
Creativity:
Creativity is just connecting things. When you ask creative people how they did something, they feel a little guilty because they didn't really do it, they just saw something. It seemed obvious to them after a while. That's because they were able to connect experiences they've had and synthesize new things.
- Steve Jobs
A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others.
- Ayn Rand
A dream is your creative vision for your life in the future. You must break out of your current comfort zone and become comfortable with the unfamiliar and the unknown.
- Denis Waitley
I think people who are creative are the luckiest people on earth. I know that there are no shortcuts, but you must keep your faith in something Greater than You, and keep doing what you love. Do what you love, and you will find the way to get it out to the world.
- Judy Collins
Experiencing sadness and anger can make you feel more creative, and by being creative, you can get beyond your pain or negativity.
- Yoko Ono
I'm always thinking about creating. My future starts when I wake up every morning... Every day I find something creative to do with my life.
- Miles Davis
Life:
Sometimes you have to forget what's gone, appreciate what still remains, and look forward to what's coming next.
- Author Unknown
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
- Robert Frost
My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
- Cary Grant
With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Most people have never learned that one of the main aims in life is to enjoy it.
- Samuel Butler
Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky.
- Rabindranath Tagore
Every problem has a limited life span.
- Robert H. Schuller
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they
have to say something.
- Saul Bellow
Let no one ever come to you without coming away better and happier.
- Mother Teresa
Motivational - Confidence - Success - Discipline - Leadership - Teamwork - Creativity - Life
Imagine, in a winter season, you stuck up in a park. You feel really so cold there. All of sudden, You find woods and matchbox out there. But you have to get up and use your hands to fire them. Only after that you can warm your body. In nutshell, nothing happens itself. You have to put your best efforts. So one should give his hundred percent whenever he does something. At the end, you are going to get a big success or a valuable experience for next big victory.
Motivational:
Stop creating problems that don't exist.
Story: Many times, due to our confusion and low confidence, we raise lot of stupid questions and create the unborn problems. It is better that you should think positively and focus on best result and give your all on it.
When your goals are strong and highly focused, and your doubts small by comparison, that leads to success.
Means: Will-power really matters. When you are confident enough about your strengths and capabilities, your determination increases. At that time, you can convert any failure into learning opportunity which ensures your success in every area of life.
Moral: Everything we are using today was a dream before 20 years. But they have done it. So put your all efforts, use creativity and believe on yourself and success will be yours. Always be positive.
Really great people make you feel that you, too, can become great.
- Mark Twain
Interpretation: Company really matters a lot and this what above quote says. When you sit with the people who have accomplished big tasks, you come to know that they are also blessed with same qualities you have. You adopt their thoughts, style and ways of working. It makes you more confident and you start thinking that if they can do, you can also. Their words become so inspirational for you that you too start reacting like them. This is how you growth starts.
Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity.
- Bo Bennett
Message: The right meaning of enthusiasm is when you use it with doing the things in different way, develop a vision of making things easy or better and feel so excited inside that you don't have time for doing anything else. It is the mixture of devotion, conviction and interest
Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.
- Zig Ziglar
Description: This quote is really so inspirational. It tells tells that in any situation, there are always positive and negative thoughts come but we should ignore adverse thinking and go ahead with affirmative thinking. Seeing positive side of the thing gives us the power to make any circumcises favorable. Always believe that there are lots of opportunities lie in every difficulty, you just to find them out.
Recognition is the greatest motivator.
- Gerard C. Eakedale
Moral: You must have seen that in big corporates and industries people get rewards for their good work. Their value/importance is very high. These rewards make them feel so special that they work with more responsibility to perform better. It is the biggest inspiration for anyone. They feel so honorable. So you must arrange these kind of events to get desired results your place. It really works so well.
Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
– Norman R. Augustine
Learning: Yeah, the mere presence of talent is not enough until unless you motivate yourself enough to apply it enthusiastically into the work. The inspiration of reaching at top, doing something creative makes the real difference and gets the things done.
We are what we repeatedly do, excellence then is not an act, but a habit.
- Aristotle
Interpretation: We must take care what we do on daily basis. Our daily routine make our habits and we can achieve excellence by doing it repeatedly. Then perfectionism becomes a part of everything you do.
We don’t see things the way they are. We see them the way WE are.
- Talmud
Description: So true! When two people see any problem, they both give their different points of views. One may say that it can not be solved but another may say that there is a good opportunity lies in it to serve people better. So our attitude and our habits play a major role in life.
The drops of rain make a hole in the stone not by violence but by oft falling.
- Lucretius
Meaning: Yes, strong will-power and continuous practice do miracles. You can do world toughest job by applying this formula. It takes time but it is fruitful. It is always too early top quit. So never give up and nothing is impossible.
Inspiration exists, but it must find you working.
– Pablo Picasso
Interpretation: When you work, work with believe, inspiration takes place itself and boosts your confident. So always keep yourself busy.
A healthy relationship doesn't drag you down. It inspires you to be better.
- Mandy Hale
Summary: You true friends always want best for you. So do take care in going ahead in any bond, look at their actions instead of their words. They gonna always motivate you to bring best out of you. These kinds of relationship really worth it.
Let others lead small lives, but not you.
Let others argue over small things, but not you.
Let others cry over small hurts, but not you.
Let others leave their futures in other people's hands, but not you.
- Jim Rohn
Every breath is an opportunity to receive and let go. I receive love and I let go of pain.
- Brenda MacIntyre
Don't limit yourself. Many people limit themselves to what they think they can do. You can go as far as your mind lets you. What you believe, remember, you can achieve.
- Mary Kay Ash
If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams.
- Les Brown
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
- Norman Vincent Peale
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
― Dr. Seuss
Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start.
- Nido Qubein
The greatest inspiration is often born of desperation.
- Comer Cotrell
Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.
- Henry Ford
Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
- Confucius
Don't look where you fall, but where you slipped.
- African Proverb
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
- Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
When you're feeling your worst, that's when you get to know yourself the best.
- Leslie Grossman
Men are made stronger on realization that the helping hand they need is at the end of their own arm.
- Sidney J. Phillips
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.
- Anatole France
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
– Mark Twain
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
- Albert Einstein
Put your future in good hands - your own.
- Author Unknown
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
– Albert Einstein
People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway.
- Mother Teresa
Coming together is a beginning , staying together is a progress , and working together is success.
- Henry Ford
Alone we can do so little , together we can do so much.
- Helen Keller
Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago.
- Warren Buffett
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
- Edith Wharton
What great thing would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
- Robert H. Schuller
Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.
– Albert Einstein
Confidence:
Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong.
- Peter T. Mcintyre
The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you are afraid to do.
- Author Unknown
Our ordinary mind always tries to persuade us that we are nothing but acorns and that our greatest happiness will be to become bigger, fatter, shinier acorns; but that is of interest only to pigs. Our faith gives us knowledge of something better: that we can become oak trees.
- E.F. Schumacher
Confidence is preparation. Everything else is beyond your control.
- Richard Kline
If I am not for myself, who will be?
- Pirke Avoth
Inspirational Success Quotes:
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
- Swami Sivananda
Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. Courage is what counts.
– Sir Winston Churchill
Not every successful man is a good father. But every good father is a successful man.
– R. Duvall
The secret of success is consistency of purpose.
– Benjamin Disraeli
Success will not lower its standard to us. We must raise our standard to success.
- Rev. Randall R. McBride, Jr.
The secret of joy in work is contained in one word — excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it.
– Pearl S. Buck
Footprints on the sands of time are not made by sitting down.
– Unknown
Discipline:
Discipline is just doing the same thing the right way whether anyone’s watching or not.
- Michael J.
Discipline is a symbol of caring to a child. Discipline is guidance. If there is love, there is no such thing as being too tough with a child.
- Bette Davis
Discipline is learning what to do, when to do it and in what manner it should be done. For the Armed Forces, discipline is the standard of personal deportment, work requirement, courtesy, appearance and ethical conduct that will enable all to perform the mission with optimum efficiency.
- Author Unknown
Discipline is important simply because we live in an organized society where, if you have not learned life's requirements at early age, you will be taught later, not by those whose love tempers the lesson but by strangers who could not care less about the harm they do to your personality.
- William E. Homan
Leadership
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.
- John Quincy Adams
All of the great leaders have had one characteristic in common: it was the willingness to confront unequivocally the major anxiety of their people in their time. This, and not much else, is the essence of leadership.
- John Kenneth Galbraith
People ask the difference between a leader and a boss... The leader works in the open, and the boss in cover. The leader leads, and the boss drives.
- Theodore Roosevelt
The leader has to be practical and a realist, yet must talk the language of the visionary and the idealist.
- Eric Hoffer
The key to successful leadership today is influence, not authority.
- Kenneth Blanchard
A leader’s role is to raise people’s aspirations for what they can become and to release their energies so they will try to get there.
- David R. Gergen
Lead and inspire people. Don’t try to manage and manipulate people. Inventories can be managed but people must be lead.
- Ross Perot
The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men, the conviction and the will to carry on.
- Walter Lippman
Leadership should be born out of the understanding of the needs of those who would be affected by it.
- Marian Anderson
Leadership is action, not position.
- Donald H. McGannon
Leadership is understanding people and involving them to help you do a job. That takes all of the good characteristics, like integrity, dedication of purpose, selflessness, knowledge, skill, implacability, as well as determination not to accept failure.
- Admiral Arleigh A. Burke
Inspirational Teamwork Quotes:
None of us is as smart as all of us.
- Ken Blanchard
Sure there's no "I" in "team," but there is a "ME"!
- Author Unknown
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.
- Margaret Meade
If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself.
- Henry Ford
A single leaf working alone provides no shade.
- Chuck Page
No one can whistle a symphony. It takes a whole orchestra to play it.
- H.E. Luccock
Teamwork is so important that it is virtually impossible for you to reach the heights of your capabilities or make the money that you want without becoming very good at it.
- Brian Tracy
Contrary to popular belief, there most certainly is an "I" in "team." It is the same "I" that appears three times in "responsibility."
- Amber Harding
Creativity:
Creativity is just connecting things. When you ask creative people how they did something, they feel a little guilty because they didn't really do it, they just saw something. It seemed obvious to them after a while. That's because they were able to connect experiences they've had and synthesize new things.
- Steve Jobs
A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others.
- Ayn Rand
A dream is your creative vision for your life in the future. You must break out of your current comfort zone and become comfortable with the unfamiliar and the unknown.
- Denis Waitley
I think people who are creative are the luckiest people on earth. I know that there are no shortcuts, but you must keep your faith in something Greater than You, and keep doing what you love. Do what you love, and you will find the way to get it out to the world.
- Judy Collins
Experiencing sadness and anger can make you feel more creative, and by being creative, you can get beyond your pain or negativity.
- Yoko Ono
I'm always thinking about creating. My future starts when I wake up every morning... Every day I find something creative to do with my life.
- Miles Davis
Life:
Sometimes you have to forget what's gone, appreciate what still remains, and look forward to what's coming next.
- Author Unknown
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
- Robert Frost
My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
- Cary Grant
With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Most people have never learned that one of the main aims in life is to enjoy it.
- Samuel Butler
Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky.
- Rabindranath Tagore
Every problem has a limited life span.
- Robert H. Schuller
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they
have to say something.
- Saul Bellow
Let no one ever come to you without coming away better and happier.
- Mother Teresa
Funny Questions
'Some people seem good but when they open their mouth, it kills. Their questions are so irritating that they feel so much annoyed. So we are collecting those Funny questions just to give you more reason to laugh on!'
Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A. It let out a little wine!
When we say our mind wanders - where does it go?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
Q. What did the water say to the boat?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
If cats and dog didn't have fur would we still pet them?
Do stupid people know they're stupid or should I tell them?
How much milk is there in the Milky Way?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Do mailmen deliver there own mail?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
Who killed the Dead Sea?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
How did a fool and his money get together?
-If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
What do they call coffee breaks at Tea Company?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
Q; What washes up on small beaches
A: Microwaves
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
Do fish get thirsty?
If a tree falls in the forest, does the earth scream out in pain?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
If flowers don't talk back to you, are they mums?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Some More-
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half.
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.
Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A. Milk and quackers!
Q: What is a baby's motto?
A: If at first you don't succeed cry, cry again
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: A very nervous postman.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Problem, He sleeps at night.
Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.
Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.
Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A. It let out a little wine!
When we say our mind wanders - where does it go?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
Q. What did the water say to the boat?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
If cats and dog didn't have fur would we still pet them?
Do stupid people know they're stupid or should I tell them?
How much milk is there in the Milky Way?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Do mailmen deliver there own mail?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
Who killed the Dead Sea?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
How did a fool and his money get together?
-If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
What do they call coffee breaks at Tea Company?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
Q; What washes up on small beaches
A: Microwaves
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
Do fish get thirsty?
If a tree falls in the forest, does the earth scream out in pain?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
If flowers don't talk back to you, are they mums?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Some More-
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half.
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.
Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A. Milk and quackers!
Q: What is a baby's motto?
A: If at first you don't succeed cry, cry again
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: A very nervous postman.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Problem, He sleeps at night.
Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.
Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.
Useful Reading Quotes
'Reading is a passion for some people, they can not live without it. It's a very good habit which makes you confident while gaining lots of knowledge. Here are useful quotes about reading to let you know the different people/authors views about it.'
Any book that helps a child to form a habit of reading, to make reading one of his deep and continuing needs, is good for him.
- Maya Angelou
I hope everyone that is reading this is having a really good day. And if you are not, just know that in every new minute that passes you have an opportunity to change that.
- Gillian Anderson
I had no books at home. I started to frequent a public library in Lisbon. It was there, with no help except curiosity and the will to learn, that my taste for reading developed and was refined.
- Jose Saramago
By reading the scriptures I am so renewed that all nature seems renewed around me and with me. The sky seems to be a pure, a cooler blue, the trees a deeper green. The whole world is charged with the glory of God and I feel fire and music under my feet.
- Thomas Merton
What is reading, but silent conversation.
- Charles Lamb
It's good to know how to read, but it's dangerous to know how to read and not how to interpret what you're reading.
- Mike Tyson
There are different rules for reading, for thinking, and for talking. Writing blends all three of them.
- Mason Cooley
Life being very short, and the quiet hours of it few, we ought to waste none of them in reading valueless books.
- John Ruskin
People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
- Logan P. Smith
I love my friends and family, but I also love it when they can't find me and I can spend all day reading or walking all alone, in silence, eight thousand miles away from everyone. All alone and unreachable in a foreign country is one my most favorite possible things to be.
- Elizabeth Gilbert
The great book for you is the book that has the most to say to you at the moment when you are reading. I do not mean the book that is most instructive, but the book that feeds your spirit. And that depends on your age, your experience, your psychological and spiritual need.
- Robertson Davies
To me, reading a fashion magazine is the last thing I need to do. I've got books I need to read.
- Vivienne Westwood
In bed at night, I could be reading some book, and I'll come across a sentence that's totally unrelated to some scene I did years ago. But I'll play the scene back in my mind and think, I did that wrong - I should've opened the door more slowly.
- Liam Neeson
I've always loved to read. But sometimes I go for a year without reading, because I forget to.
- Norah Jones
I started reading about people of great accomplishment... and it dawned on me suddenly that the person who has the most to do with what happens in your life is you.
- Benjamin Carson
The first reading of a Will, where a person dies worth anything considerable, generally affords a true test of the relations' love to the deceased.
- Samuel Richardson
I loved the material when I first read it, and the experience of making the film was a great one. So when we came around to complete the trilogy, I just signed on board without even reading the scripts because the experience of the first film was so good.
- Keanu Reeves
Reading - the best state yet to keep absolute loneliness at bay.
- William Styron
I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.
- Tim Vine
I love doing normal things - movies, shopping, going out with friends, writing, reading, taking hot bubble baths - that's a big one for relaxation. I also love to go to art and history museums.
- Christina Aguilera
I sort of try to read the books when they come out impartially and not make up my mind, but the fact is when I was reading the sixth, 'Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince', there were bits in there where I was going, 'God, I would love to do that because it's so good'.
- Daniel Radcliffe
If people are constantly reading about you, and you're overexposed, they've got no reason to go see your movies. Also, it's not pleasant or nice to have your privacy invaded.
- John Cusack
He has only half learned the art of reading who has not added to it the more refined art of skipping and skimming.
- Arthur Balfour
I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.
- Adam Sandler
If you like reading, you may also like to read these Book Quotes.
Any book that helps a child to form a habit of reading, to make reading one of his deep and continuing needs, is good for him.
- Maya Angelou
I hope everyone that is reading this is having a really good day. And if you are not, just know that in every new minute that passes you have an opportunity to change that.
- Gillian Anderson
I had no books at home. I started to frequent a public library in Lisbon. It was there, with no help except curiosity and the will to learn, that my taste for reading developed and was refined.
- Jose Saramago
By reading the scriptures I am so renewed that all nature seems renewed around me and with me. The sky seems to be a pure, a cooler blue, the trees a deeper green. The whole world is charged with the glory of God and I feel fire and music under my feet.
- Thomas Merton
What is reading, but silent conversation.
- Charles Lamb
It's good to know how to read, but it's dangerous to know how to read and not how to interpret what you're reading.
- Mike Tyson
There are different rules for reading, for thinking, and for talking. Writing blends all three of them.
- Mason Cooley
Life being very short, and the quiet hours of it few, we ought to waste none of them in reading valueless books.
- John Ruskin
People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
- Logan P. Smith
I love my friends and family, but I also love it when they can't find me and I can spend all day reading or walking all alone, in silence, eight thousand miles away from everyone. All alone and unreachable in a foreign country is one my most favorite possible things to be.
- Elizabeth Gilbert
The great book for you is the book that has the most to say to you at the moment when you are reading. I do not mean the book that is most instructive, but the book that feeds your spirit. And that depends on your age, your experience, your psychological and spiritual need.
- Robertson Davies
To me, reading a fashion magazine is the last thing I need to do. I've got books I need to read.
- Vivienne Westwood
In bed at night, I could be reading some book, and I'll come across a sentence that's totally unrelated to some scene I did years ago. But I'll play the scene back in my mind and think, I did that wrong - I should've opened the door more slowly.
- Liam Neeson
I've always loved to read. But sometimes I go for a year without reading, because I forget to.
- Norah Jones
I started reading about people of great accomplishment... and it dawned on me suddenly that the person who has the most to do with what happens in your life is you.
- Benjamin Carson
The first reading of a Will, where a person dies worth anything considerable, generally affords a true test of the relations' love to the deceased.
- Samuel Richardson
I loved the material when I first read it, and the experience of making the film was a great one. So when we came around to complete the trilogy, I just signed on board without even reading the scripts because the experience of the first film was so good.
- Keanu Reeves
Reading - the best state yet to keep absolute loneliness at bay.
- William Styron
I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.
- Tim Vine
I love doing normal things - movies, shopping, going out with friends, writing, reading, taking hot bubble baths - that's a big one for relaxation. I also love to go to art and history museums.
- Christina Aguilera
I sort of try to read the books when they come out impartially and not make up my mind, but the fact is when I was reading the sixth, 'Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince', there were bits in there where I was going, 'God, I would love to do that because it's so good'.
- Daniel Radcliffe
If people are constantly reading about you, and you're overexposed, they've got no reason to go see your movies. Also, it's not pleasant or nice to have your privacy invaded.
- John Cusack
He has only half learned the art of reading who has not added to it the more refined art of skipping and skimming.
- Arthur Balfour
I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.
- Adam Sandler
If you like reading, you may also like to read these Book Quotes.
Hilarious Office/Management Quotations
'Enjoy with our latest collection of Funny Hilarious Office Quotations and Sayings. No matters, whether you're and employee or employer, you gonna have good time while reading them'
Most important - Make my designation as confusing as my job description!
You've been great in firing all employees of my company, Here is your reward - Your own termination letter!
My company's performance is purely dependent on my mood!
Scam.. I think it's a great example of teamwork and the spirit of 'I Can'
On the other hand, management views your salary as glass that's not half-empty but half-full.
A boo sis such a perfectionist that he proof-checks printed brochures before making his presentations to new clients every-time!
you wanted a challenging position and I gave it to you... What can I do if you now find it financially challenging.
Boss willing, the contract will be yours!
Free system looks logical but what's the problem in continuing with this mindlessly simple system of agency commission.
Have you ever consider a career option in the image change business.
There is nothing wrong sir! I am just trying to set the right ambiance to study the management classic recommended by you!
Yes, I did believe in life after death till the management declared me a deadwood.!
Just writing a good speech is not enough.. You must also ensure good number of people to applaud at the right place.
What I am looking for is..a low-wage island.
That's called innovation. A real life story with 100% comedy.
Our senior managers must be looking a younger lot - with all these bills of hair-weaving and hair dyeing on their expenses account.
The day that film star comes to your constituency to campaign for your rival. We will run his latest movie on the local cable.
Now cellphone tariffs are tailor-made for people like us.. who don't use their out trays!
REport from quality control boss.. all your decisions have been graded as bad quality!
Most important - Make my designation as confusing as my job description!
You've been great in firing all employees of my company, Here is your reward - Your own termination letter!
My company's performance is purely dependent on my mood!
Scam.. I think it's a great example of teamwork and the spirit of 'I Can'
On the other hand, management views your salary as glass that's not half-empty but half-full.
A boo sis such a perfectionist that he proof-checks printed brochures before making his presentations to new clients every-time!
you wanted a challenging position and I gave it to you... What can I do if you now find it financially challenging.
Boss willing, the contract will be yours!
Free system looks logical but what's the problem in continuing with this mindlessly simple system of agency commission.
Have you ever consider a career option in the image change business.
There is nothing wrong sir! I am just trying to set the right ambiance to study the management classic recommended by you!
Yes, I did believe in life after death till the management declared me a deadwood.!
Just writing a good speech is not enough.. You must also ensure good number of people to applaud at the right place.
What I am looking for is..a low-wage island.
That's called innovation. A real life story with 100% comedy.
Our senior managers must be looking a younger lot - with all these bills of hair-weaving and hair dyeing on their expenses account.
The day that film star comes to your constituency to campaign for your rival. We will run his latest movie on the local cable.
Now cellphone tariffs are tailor-made for people like us.. who don't use their out trays!
REport from quality control boss.. all your decisions have been graded as bad quality!
Hilarious Exercise Quotes
Regular exercise keeps you healthy but lazy people don't favor it. So they give lots of illogical but funny excuses to avoid that hard work. So here are hilarious exercise quotes to have lots of giggle together.
Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
~ Robert M. Hutchins
I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
- Joan Rivers
Exercise is the yuppie version of bulimia.
~ Barbara Ehrenreich
I Exercise - run my mouth, push my luck, and jump to conclusions.
Why don't you Put some fun between your legs by exercising?
I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
- Marsha Doble
Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don’t need it: if you are sick you should not take it.
I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street.
~ Neil Armstrong
Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don't need it: if you are sick you should not take it.
- Henry Ford
Does this shirt makes me look thin?
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.
~ Phyllis Diller
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
- Mark Twain
Fitness - if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.
- Cher
Exercise is done against one's wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse.
~ George Sheehan
SKINNY PEOPLE TICK ME OFF!!! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my car keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.
- SIOUXSIE Q
Exercise? More like extra fries.
It is exercise alone that supports the spirits, and keeps the mind in vigor.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs.
Any workout which does not involve a certain minimum of danger or responsibility does not improve the body - it just wears it out.
- Norman Mailer
Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
~ Robert M. Hutchins
I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
- Joan Rivers
Exercise is the yuppie version of bulimia.
~ Barbara Ehrenreich
I Exercise - run my mouth, push my luck, and jump to conclusions.
Why don't you Put some fun between your legs by exercising?
I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
- Marsha Doble
Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don’t need it: if you are sick you should not take it.
I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street.
~ Neil Armstrong
Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don't need it: if you are sick you should not take it.
- Henry Ford
Does this shirt makes me look thin?
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.
~ Phyllis Diller
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
- Mark Twain
Fitness - if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.
- Cher
Exercise is done against one's wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse.
~ George Sheehan
SKINNY PEOPLE TICK ME OFF!!! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my car keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.
- SIOUXSIE Q
Exercise? More like extra fries.
It is exercise alone that supports the spirits, and keeps the mind in vigor.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs.
Any workout which does not involve a certain minimum of danger or responsibility does not improve the body - it just wears it out.
- Norman Mailer
Facetious Neighbors Sayings
'The facetious quotations about Neighbors to give you another chance of making fun of them.'
A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.
- Arthur Baer
Serivce may vary according to my mood and your attitude.
Love thy neighbour - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
- Mae West
Hate your next-door neighbor, but don't forget to say grace.
- Barry McGuire
If you think your bundle of dirty clothes too heavy, try picking up your neighbor's.
The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
- Gilbert K Chesterton
Sweep first before your own door, before you sweep the doorsteps of your neighbors
- Swedish Proverb
There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbours will say.
- Cyril Connolly
We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbor.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton
I'd worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood.
- Billy Wilder
If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them.
- Pietro Aretino
The dearest things in the world are our neighbor's eyes; they cost everybody more than anything else in housekeeping.
- Sydney Smith
Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.
- Franklin P. Jones
Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor's motorized garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one.
- Dave Barry
Your next-door neighbor is not a man; he is an environment. He is the barking of a dog; he is the noise of a piano; he is a dispute about a party wall; he is drains that are worse than yours, or roses that are better than yours.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton
A bad neighbor is a misfortune, as much as a good one is a great blessing.
- Hesiod
A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.
- Arthur Baer
Serivce may vary according to my mood and your attitude.
Love thy neighbour - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
- Mae West
Hate your next-door neighbor, but don't forget to say grace.
- Barry McGuire
If you think your bundle of dirty clothes too heavy, try picking up your neighbor's.
The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
- Gilbert K Chesterton
Sweep first before your own door, before you sweep the doorsteps of your neighbors
- Swedish Proverb
There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbours will say.
- Cyril Connolly
We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbor.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton
I'd worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood.
- Billy Wilder
If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them.
- Pietro Aretino
The dearest things in the world are our neighbor's eyes; they cost everybody more than anything else in housekeeping.
- Sydney Smith
Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.
- Franklin P. Jones
Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor's motorized garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one.
- Dave Barry
Your next-door neighbor is not a man; he is an environment. He is the barking of a dog; he is the noise of a piano; he is a dispute about a party wall; he is drains that are worse than yours, or roses that are better than yours.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton
A bad neighbor is a misfortune, as much as a good one is a great blessing.
- Hesiod
Funny Short One Liner Jokes/Quotes
'Sometimes one right line is good enough to break the ice. Here presenting those great short one liner funny jokes and Funny Quotes to let you have best time ever.'
What do you call a bunch of liberals in a basement? A whine cellar.
What is faster Hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
- Jimi Hendrix
You cannot play with me unless you blow me. I am Balloon!
I have a friend named Kay. We call him K for short.
Wanna hear a joke? women's rights.
As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less.
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
I can handle pain until it hurts.
The shortest horror story: The last person on earth sat in a room. There was a knock at the Door.
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.
Due to budget cuts and downsizing, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is black.
Mouth is in gear, brain is in neutral.
I just let my mind wander, and it didn’t come back.
I'm on a 30-day diet. So far I've lost 15 days.
You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Regards - Banana.
Yo mama's so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them.
Why can't helen keller drive? because she's a woman
How do you make a dead baby float? One scoop dead baby, one scoop ice cream, add root beer.
Why am I single? Because I treat girls right.
It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Creditors have better memories than debtors.
An argument carried far enough will end up in semantics.
I am born a pessimist - My blood group is B Negative.
What's the difference between a liberal and a puppy? The puppy stops whining when it grows up.
According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
What do you call a bunch of liberals in a basement? A whine cellar.
What is faster Hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
- Jimi Hendrix
You cannot play with me unless you blow me. I am Balloon!
I have a friend named Kay. We call him K for short.
Wanna hear a joke? women's rights.
As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less.
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
I can handle pain until it hurts.
The shortest horror story: The last person on earth sat in a room. There was a knock at the Door.
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.
Due to budget cuts and downsizing, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is black.
Mouth is in gear, brain is in neutral.
I just let my mind wander, and it didn’t come back.
I'm on a 30-day diet. So far I've lost 15 days.
You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Regards - Banana.
Yo mama's so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them.
Why can't helen keller drive? because she's a woman
How do you make a dead baby float? One scoop dead baby, one scoop ice cream, add root beer.
Why am I single? Because I treat girls right.
It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Creditors have better memories than debtors.
An argument carried far enough will end up in semantics.
I am born a pessimist - My blood group is B Negative.
What's the difference between a liberal and a puppy? The puppy stops whining when it grows up.
According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
Meaningful Books Quotes
'Books are our real friends. Reading books is really a very good habit which give us knowlegde and broadens our minds. Here are some very meaningful quotes about Books to understand the worth of them.'
This is an important book, the critic assumes, because it deals with war. This is an insignificant book because it deals with the feelings of women in a drawing-room.
- Virginia Woolf
If there is a book that you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, you must be the one to write it.
- Toni Morrison
I've always believed in writing without a collaborator, because where two people are writing the same book, each believes he gets all the worry and only half the royalties.
- Agatha Christie
The books that help you most are those which make you think that most. The hardest way of learning is that of easy reading; but a great book that comes from a great thinker is a ship of thought, deep freighted with truth and beauty.
- Pablo Neruda
A book is a garden, an orchard, a storehouse, a party, a company by the way, a counselor, a multitude of counselors.
- Charles Baudelaire
There is no friend as loyal as a book.
- Ernest Hemingway
I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check clears.
- Chuck Palahniuk
Once I planned to write a book of poems entirely about the things in my pocket. But I found it would be too long; and the age of the great epics is past.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
- Groucho Marx
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written.
- Oscar Wilde
He that composes himself is wiser than he that composes a book.
- Benjamin Franklin
The good parts of a book may be only something a writer is lucky enough to overhear or it may be the wreck of his whole damn life and one is as good as the other.
- Ernest Hemingway
Any book that helps a child to form a habit of reading, to make reading one of his deep and continuing needs, is good for him.
- Maya Angelou
If I read a book that impresses me, I have to take myself firmly by the hand, before I mix with other people; otherwise they would think my mind rather queer.
- Anne Frank
The book salesman should be honored because he brings to our attention, as a rule, the very books we need most and neglect most.
- Confucius
There's so much more to a book than just the reading.
- Maurice Sendak
You cannot open a book without learning something.
- Confucius
Good children's literature appeals not only to the child in the adult, but to the adult in the child.
- Anonymous
When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper and ink and glue - you sell him a whole new life.
- Christopher Morley
A book has got smell. A new book smells great. An old book smells even better. An old book smells like ancient Egypt.
- Ray Bradbury
Every book is a quotation; and every house is a quotation out of all forests, and mines, and stone quarries; and every man is a quotation from all his ancestors.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Beware of the person of one book.
- Thomas Aquinas
The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page.
- Saint Augustine
Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle.
- Mike Tyson
A bad book is as much of a labor to write as a good one, it comes as sincerely from the author's soul.
- Aldous Huxley
If I have not read a book before, it is, for all intents and purposes, new to me whether it was printed yesterday or three hundred years ago.
- William Hazlitt
I don't go by the rule book... I lead from the heart, not the head.
- Princess Diana
When I read a book I seem to read it with my eyes only, but now and then I come across a passage, perhaps only a phrase, which has a meaning for me, and it becomes part of me.
- W. Somerset Maugham
There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and the tired man who wants a book to read.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton
A book worth reading is worth buying.
- John Ruskin
When it comes to the point where you occasionally look forward to being in prison on the basis that you might be able to spend a day reading a book, the realization dawns that perhaps the situation has become a little more stressful than you would like.
- Julian Assange
There are lots more Inspirational Quotes to help you in making your life great.
This is an important book, the critic assumes, because it deals with war. This is an insignificant book because it deals with the feelings of women in a drawing-room.
- Virginia Woolf
If there is a book that you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, you must be the one to write it.
- Toni Morrison
I've always believed in writing without a collaborator, because where two people are writing the same book, each believes he gets all the worry and only half the royalties.
- Agatha Christie
The books that help you most are those which make you think that most. The hardest way of learning is that of easy reading; but a great book that comes from a great thinker is a ship of thought, deep freighted with truth and beauty.
- Pablo Neruda
A book is a garden, an orchard, a storehouse, a party, a company by the way, a counselor, a multitude of counselors.
- Charles Baudelaire
There is no friend as loyal as a book.
- Ernest Hemingway
I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check clears.
- Chuck Palahniuk
Once I planned to write a book of poems entirely about the things in my pocket. But I found it would be too long; and the age of the great epics is past.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
- Groucho Marx
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written.
- Oscar Wilde
He that composes himself is wiser than he that composes a book.
- Benjamin Franklin
The good parts of a book may be only something a writer is lucky enough to overhear or it may be the wreck of his whole damn life and one is as good as the other.
- Ernest Hemingway
Any book that helps a child to form a habit of reading, to make reading one of his deep and continuing needs, is good for him.
- Maya Angelou
If I read a book that impresses me, I have to take myself firmly by the hand, before I mix with other people; otherwise they would think my mind rather queer.
- Anne Frank
The book salesman should be honored because he brings to our attention, as a rule, the very books we need most and neglect most.
- Confucius
There's so much more to a book than just the reading.
- Maurice Sendak
You cannot open a book without learning something.
- Confucius
Good children's literature appeals not only to the child in the adult, but to the adult in the child.
- Anonymous
When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper and ink and glue - you sell him a whole new life.
- Christopher Morley
A book has got smell. A new book smells great. An old book smells even better. An old book smells like ancient Egypt.
- Ray Bradbury
Every book is a quotation; and every house is a quotation out of all forests, and mines, and stone quarries; and every man is a quotation from all his ancestors.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Beware of the person of one book.
- Thomas Aquinas
The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page.
- Saint Augustine
Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle.
- Mike Tyson
A bad book is as much of a labor to write as a good one, it comes as sincerely from the author's soul.
- Aldous Huxley
If I have not read a book before, it is, for all intents and purposes, new to me whether it was printed yesterday or three hundred years ago.
- William Hazlitt
I don't go by the rule book... I lead from the heart, not the head.
- Princess Diana
When I read a book I seem to read it with my eyes only, but now and then I come across a passage, perhaps only a phrase, which has a meaning for me, and it becomes part of me.
- W. Somerset Maugham
There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and the tired man who wants a book to read.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton
A book worth reading is worth buying.
- John Ruskin
When it comes to the point where you occasionally look forward to being in prison on the basis that you might be able to spend a day reading a book, the realization dawns that perhaps the situation has become a little more stressful than you would like.
- Julian Assange
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